Sam: I'm itchy, but I can't itch it because my fat is too fat to itch it!
Me: I need to fart but it's not coming out
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Sam: I'm itchy, but I can't itch it because my fat is too fat to itch it!
Me: I need to fart but it's not coming out
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Sam: I'm itchy, but I can't itch it because my fat is too fat to itch it!
Me: I need to fart but it's not coming out