Meggy x Reader

Merasmus!

SMG4: Did he hurt you?

Tari: No, i'm fine!

SMG4: Good.

Merasmus: More fools who wish to perish?

(Y/N: Holy shit, this guy is freaky.

B0b: Ew! WhY tHe HeLl DoEs It SmElL oF pIsS?!

Saiko: Uhhh...what happened to all of these people?

All of the TF2 characters were dead on the floor.

Heavy: I am ded. Not big souprice.

Meggy: Enough of your crazy actions, wizard!

Merasmus: The fun has only begun! 

Merasmus held a strange book in the air.

Mario: The fuck is that?

Merasmus: By the power, of the Bombinomicon!

Bombinomicon: HAVE SOME BOMBS GUYS!

Bombs started falling from the sky.

Saiko: OH SHIT!

(Y/N): AH!

Infinite: I got this!

Infinite deflected a few of the bombs with his sword, Crystal did the same with her Sword of Azure.

Francis: Time to die, wizard!

Francis jumped at Merasmus, and hit the wizard with his trident.

Merasmus: AGH! You shall pay!

A bomb appeared on Francis' head.

Francis: AH! GET IT OFF!

Francis started to run around in circles.

Meggy: Francis, calm down!

Francis: CALM DOWN!? THERE'S A BOMB ON MY-

The bomb exploded, sending Francis flying into the sky.

(Y/N): Francis!

Merasmus: There goes your friend! 

The ground started to shake.

Meggy: What is this wizard doing now?!

Merasmus: Rise, rise from your graves!

Zombies started coming out of the ground.

(Y/N): Oh crap. 

Tari: Ah! Zombies!

Infinite: Oh, now this is getting fun!

SMG4: YOU FREAKIN' CRAZY!

Meggy: Luckily, i have my Splattershot!

Meggy fired at the zombies, it had no effect on them.

(Y/N): Huh?

Meggy: What? That didn't work?

Mario: Meggy, you gotta use a real gun on these undead bastards!

Mario gave Meggy an M16, her eyes sparkled.

Meggy: Ooooh...i like this weapon.

(Y/N): Watch it!

A zombie almost grabbed Meggy, she quickly shot it in the head.

(Y/N): Nice!

Merasmus: You will not win against my undead army!

SMG3 and Desti suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

SMG3: Having fun, Merasmus?

Merasmus: SMG3? What are you doing here?

Desti: We just wanted to see how one of our recruits were doing!

SMG4: You guys hired a wizard to be on your team of villains?!

SMG3: Yep! I mean, he is pretty strong.

Merasmus: Thank you, my good friend. Let me take care of this!

SMG3: Okay.

SMG3 began to carry Desti, and ran off.

(Y/N): Hey!

Merasmus: No you don't!

Merasmus punched you, sending you flying at a tree.

(Y/N): OOF!

Meggy: (Y/N)!

(Y/N): I'm fine, Meggy. Let's get this-

Merasmus had disappeared.

Meggy: What? Where did he go?

Merasmus: I'm hiding, but where? Where?

Crystal: Wizard! Show yourself!

Infinite: Wait a minute. That bench looks out of place.

Infinite walked over to the bench, and stabbed it.

Merasmus: OW! Damn jackal!

Merasmus turned back to normal, and more bombs started to rain from the sky.

Fishy Boopkins: Not again!

B0b: EvErYoNe LoOk OuT!

Mario: FORE!!!

Mario grabbed a Golf Club, and whacked a bomb with it, the bomb went flying at Merasmus.

Merasmus: SON OF A-

The bomb exploded, sending Merasmus flying across the park.

Meggy: Hehe, nice one, Mario!

Mario: Thank you!

Merasmus: ENOUGH!!!

Thunder clapped in the distance, startling everyone.

(Y/N): That was loud!

Merasmus: Now, you shall dance until you die of exhaustion! IT'S THRILLER TIME!

Meggy: WHAT?!

Your arms started moving on their own, so did everyone elses.

SMG4: Oh...god!

Tari: I can't stop!

Mario: Noooo! This exercise is gonna make Mario lose all his sexy flab!

Merasmus: Mwahahaha! 

Deathwind: Leave them alone, wizard!

Merasmus: What? Who are you?

Deathwind summoned a medium sized tornado, it sucked Merasmus in.

Merasmus: AH! WHAT IS GOING ON?!

Deathwind: See ya!

Deathwind made the tornado bigger, it sent Merasmus flying into space.

Merasmus: I WILL BE BACK! SEE YOU ALL AT HALLOWEEN 2019!

(Y/N): Oh thank god...that's over...

Meggy: All that dancing has made me exhausted...

Mario: Well, at least we defeated him!

Infinite: True...

SMG4: Let's head back to the castle...jeez...

(I've been playing too much TF2 again...BONUS DUCKS!)

(Also i got bored so i posted a pic of my dog when he was a pup. He's cute, isn't he?)

Anyways, lata!