[these quotes don't belong to me]
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[licas in the dorms]
lisa: romeo
lucas: yes, my love
lisa: is thy purpose marriage, or nah?
lucas: juliette, you know you bae
sicheng: I am never coming to one of these plays again
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lucas: how's the food?
taeyong: oh, it's good. send compliments to the chef!
lucas: will do!
lucas, going back to the kitchen: hey chef, you have a beautiful smile.
lisa, blushing:... thank you
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lisa: goodbyes are so awkward, like do I go in for a kiss or a hug or what
lucas, a pizza delivery man: ma'am, please just take your food
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lucas: i bet you can't make a sentence without the letter 'a'
lisa: you thought you just did something, didn't you? well, sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the english lexicon
lucs: lis
lucs: wot the fuck
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lisa, looking visibly ill: (sneaks into the house wearing a huge coat)
lucas: woah are you okay? and what's with the coat?
coat: meows
lisa, tearing up: drugs
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lisa: do you remember that time lucas made a romantic dinner for me?
rosé: he microwaved pizza for himself and you stole it
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lucas: you came up to me and said 'this may sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired'
lisa: that was the moment you knew you liked me?
lucas: yeah
lisa: can we make it a different moment?
lucas: no
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lucas: if you need anything i'm available 24/6
kun: you mean 24/7?
lucas: no cause saturdays are hang out with lisa days
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lisa: no fear
lucas: i'm cooking tonight
lisa: one fear
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waiter: i'm sorry sir, but your card has been declined
lisa: run it again
waiter: i ran it three times
lisa, to her date: omg this is so embarrassing. do you mind taking care of it?
lucas: no problem! (grabs waiter by the collar and pulls him close) she said run it again
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lisa: FOUR MONTHS
jisoo: what's she talking about?
lucas: it's not that big of a deal-
lisa: THATS HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT
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lisa: thought i was meowing back to my cat for the past hour
lisa: turns out it was just me and lucas meowing back and forth from different rooms in the house
ten: but who started it?
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lucas: yesterday i saw lisa in the park screaming 'BAD DOG' at a goose and i still can't stop thinking about it
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lucas: I CAN SMASH ANYTHING! BUILDINGS!! MOUNTAINS!!!
lisa: can you smash my sadness?
lucas: (raises his hand)
lucas: (boops lisa on the nose)
lisa: ...
lisa: ･◡･
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lisa: when i said 'bring me back something from the beach', i meant like a seashell
lucas, struggling to hold onto a seagull: well you didn't fucking say that
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jaehyun: how long are we gonna fucking stand here and let him do that?
lisa: just give him a minute...
lucas: (pushing on a door that clearly says pull)
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rosé, as lucas walks by: what an ass
lisa, sighing and staring at lucas's ass: i know
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hendery: (walks by lisa and lucas)
lisa: i don't think they're right-handed or left-handed lucas, they're dogs
hendery: (walks away faster)
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lucas: my right hand hurts so bad
lisa: love the way lucas just admitted he jerked off
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lisa: lucas, you're like an angel with no wings
lucas: so, like, a person?
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lisa: ily
lucas: spell it properly, it's more special
lisa: i'm leaving you
lucas:... that's not how you spell loving
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lisa: yukhei what are you doing?
lucas: making cookies...
lisa: the cookie batter is on the ceiling
lucas: it's... upside down cookie making
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lisa, over the phone: hey, you wanna hear something dirty? ;)
lucas: ...yes
lisa: the kitchen
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lucas: quick! lisa is losing a lot of blood! she needs an infusion! what's her blood type?
jennie: B positive
lucas: I'M TRYING BUT SHE'S LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD
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lucas: do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
lisa: ???
lucas: enough to break the ice (holds out hand) hey, i'm yukhei
