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{Thor} WHAT?!?!

{Loki} It puts poison in the Poptarts to make you eat more.

{Thor} I'M NEVER GOING TO EAT ANOTHER A POP TART EVERY AGAIN!

{Loki} Good, more for me.

{Valkrie} You know he's joking Thor...

{Thor} BUT THE GHOST WENT THROUGH ME!

{Valkrie} There's no ghost.

{Thor} HUH. YOU ARE SNEAKY BROTHER! YOU THINK I CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO! YOU ARE TRYING TO GET TO EAT MORE POPTARTS BY SAYING I CAN'T EAT THEM.

{Loki} You are dumb.

{Thor} THATS SO MEAN YOU DOOFUS!

{Loki} This is so sad. I'm crying so much, tears are rolling down my face.

{Thor} HAHAHA!

{Loki} That was a joke Thor.

{Thor} I DON'T CARE, I'M EATING YOUR SECRET STASH OF POPTARTS!

{Loki} NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

{Bruce} Stop it guys.

{Valkrie} Aren't you supposed to be driving?

{Bruce} I'm parked outside the sanctum.

{Wong} Peter's coming down now, he's just packing his stuff.

{Bruce} Ok! :)

{Stephen} Thanks Bruce you're a life saver.

{Bruce} No problem!

{Loki} Yay, Peter do you wanna play GTA?

{Valkrie} Let him get in the car first...

{Peter P} Yeah sure!

{Stephen} Peter, Tony doesn't you want you playing that game.

{Peter P} Why?

{Stephen} He says its an 18. It has strippers.

{Peter P} But I always play it with Loki!

{Stephen} Tony says he's going to slap you when he comes home.

{Natasha} How is Tony still acting like a mum when he's got a hangover?

{Sam} Ikr.

{Clint} I'd just sleep and let whatever around me happen.

{Stephen} Tony says your wrong, he's the daddy and I'm the mummy, which is such a lie.

{Valkrie} So your his daddy?

{Loki} Peter's or Tony's?

{Sam} Ooh fuck... EXPOSED.

{Stephen} That's not what I meant Loki.

{Loki} Well who ever is on top....

{Natasha} STOP PETER IS IN THE CHAT!

{Peter P} What does on top mean?

{Natasha} So you are together then?

{Scott} Yep, me and Hope for about two years now.

{Hope} They weren't talking about you to Scott...

{Scott} They never are... It's like I don't exist.

{Clint} I can relate.

{Natasha} Shut up Clint.

{Stephen} Yeah. We've been together a year.

{Rhodey} A YEAR?!?!

{Natasha} Wow, and we had no clue.