Avengers Wattsapp

AVENGERS WHATSAPP 3

{Stephen} Your lucky I'm forgiving.

{Peter P} Dr Dad?

{Stephen} What did you just call me?

{Bruce} You mean Dr Strange, Peter.

{Peter P} Oops sorry. Dr Strange I just wanted to get your phone number.

{Stephen} Why?

{Peter P} Because I want to talk to you in private.

{Stephen} Oh ok sure. 07814000605

{Clint} I bet Loki is punching that into his phone right now.

{Sam} Everyone probably is.

{Clint} They're gonna spam him.

{Sam} Especially Loki.

{Loki} I already have his phone number Sam.I

{Sam} Didn't you guys date for like a day.

{Loki} It was a one night stand.

{Thor} WHAT!

{Stephen} We don't talk about that... It's the past.

{Steve} I swear we all exchanged numbers already.

{Bucky} People change phones Steve...

{Steve} I guess.

{Natasha} Didn't Tony have a flip phone a year ago? Do you still have it Tony?

{Steve} What's wrong with a flip phone?

{Natasha} It makes you look like a ancient fossil.

{Steve} Back in my day we didn't even have phones.

{Tony} 'Ello Grandpa! Loosing your teeth yet?

{Bucky} HAHAHA

{Steve} You guys like discriminating based on people ages, you're all ageist!

{Sam} That's a word?

{Bucky} Sure it is, anything can be nowadays.

{Steve} Lets just get this straight...

{Bucky} We're all gay.

{Vision} You mean a homosexual?

{Wanda} Omg lol

{Loki} *spits out tea*

{Shuri} Skskskj

{Sam} FUCK I'M DEAD.

{Rhodey} HAHA

{Clint} LMAO

{Natasha} Who here is gay?

{Scott} Wtf is going on? Sam, explain.

{Sam} Why me?

{Clint} Anyone who didn't say anything is gay. Except Loki.

{Peter P} Being gay isn't bad.

{Tony} That's my boy.

{Valkrie} I'm a bi queen so...

{Thor} I WAS EATING!!

{Valkrie} Sure you were.

{Bruce} What?

{Stephen} I'm straight.

{Tony} You wear a fucking dress. I'm not so convinced Stephen...

{Stephen} It is not a dress.

{Tony} What is it then?

{Stephen} To be honest I don't even know...

{Bucky} 😂

{Loki} Bitches, I'm modelling for Vogue this month, get on my level.

{Thor} SINCE WHEN?

{Natasha} What the hell?

{Steve} I never got to finish my sentence. -.-

{Sam} Vogue, seriously?

{Loki} Yeah.

[Loki sent an image]

{Natasha} Why am I not on the cover of vogue yet?

{Clint} You have to look decent enough to be presentable.

{Natasha} I'm gonna kill you Clint! 😡

{Wanda} Wow.

{Thor} BROTHER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

{Valkrie} FUCKING QUEEN!

{Loki} Ikr bitch.

{Tony} Why, just why?

{Loki} You jealous?

{Tony} No.

{Steve} If you're going to destroy the universe you might as well look good doing it?

{Loki} Well it's good to know you can read.

{Steve} When are you going to destroy the universe?

{Bucky} He's never going to.

{Steve} Then why...

{Bucky} Steve, just forget that and concentrate that Loki, of all people, is on the cover of Vogue.

{Vision} Nothing is wrong with that.

{Tony} No everything is wrong with it.

{Vision} Father, is he not allowed to do what he wishes?

{Tony} Not Loki, no.

{Loki} Thats discrimination.

{Tony} You almost destroyed New York.

{Loki} Almost.

{Tony} Goodnight.

{Loki} It's only 2pm.

{Tony} I said Goodnight didn't I?

{Rhodey} We have been talking for hours, we really should be doing something with our lives.

AUTHORS NOTE:

Sorry for the bad language and gayness, but that's what this book really is. If it is too much of a problem just leave a comment and I'll see if i can switch things up a bit. But I'm keeping Ironstrange though.

By the way, the next chapter will be written differently because its the party. It will go back to the group chat after that!