Meggy x Reader

Pink Issues

SMG4: Nice memes, mario! But i need my gloves back-

Mario: Oh! What about this one?

Mario pointed at a big chungus meme.

SMG4: Okay mario, are you and the other two hiding something from me?

Mario: No! Not at all!

SMG4: I can tell you are lying there. 

Mario: I promise i'm not!

SMG4: ...Okay then, if you don't tell me what your hiding...

SMG4 grabbed mario's spaghetti, then held a gun out at it.

Mario: NO! DON'T DO IT!

SMG4: I will shoot it!

Mario: NO, PLEASE!

SMG4: THREE...

Mario: NO!

SMG4: TWO-

Mario: OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, FINE! YOUR GLOVES WERE IN THE WASHING MACHINE! NOW THEY'RE GLOWING PINK!

SMG4: W-what? G-g-glowing...PINK?!

Mario: Oh shit.

SMG4 let out a roar, then threw mario outside.

SMG4: N-no...not again...i won't be humiliated again!

SMG4 burst through the doors, he began to search for you.

You ran into a walmart, and scanned the area for gloves.

(Y/N): Shit... come on, there's gotta be some gloves around here!

Meggy: Hmm... 

The ground began to shake.

(Y/N): Oh fuck, i think he found out!

Suddenly, the roof of the walmart was torn off by SMG4, who was gigantic.

SMG4: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY GLOVES?!

(Y/N): THAT'S A HUGE BITCH!

Meggy: SMG4! Calm down, they're just gloves!

SMG4: JUST FUCKING GLOVES?! THOSE GLOVES ARE ONE OF A KIND! AND NOW, I MUST GET NEW ONES, WHICH COULD TAKE YEARS!

(Y/N): Hey! Don't shout at meggy!

SMG4: I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!

SMG4 raised his foot.

Meggy: HE'S GONNA FLATTEN US!

(Y/N): AH!

You closed your eyes, waiting to be crushed and made into a red stain. Nothing happened.

Meggy: Huh?

You opened your eyes, infinite had grabbed SMG4's foot and prevented him from crushing you and meggy.

(Y/N): Infinite!

Infinite: Heya! Now, i think you need to calm down!

Infinite stabbed SMG4's foot, making SMG4 hop backwards.

SMG4: OW! YOU LITTLE BASTARD!

Infinite: You two get out of here! I'll handle this!

(Y/N): Alright then! Let's go, meggy!

You carried meggy again, and began to run back to the castle.

Infinite: You've gotten salty over pink gloves? Man, this is worse than when mario gets angry when someone eats his spaghetti!

SMG4: SHUT UP!

SMG4 threw a building at infinite.

Infinite: Hehe.

Infinite caught the building, and threw it back at SMG4.

SMG4: HUH?!

The building hit SMG4, making him fall backwards, crystal appeared and walked beside infinite.

Infinite: You alright, sweetheart?

Crystal: Yep! Let's get him!

Crystal flew over to SMG4, and began shocking him with her lightning powers.

SMG4: YOWCH! THIS HURTS!

Infinite: I have an idea.

Infinite grabbed another building, then threw it, the building hit SMG4 right in the pingas, making his eyes grow big.

SMG4: MY...BBBAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLSSSS!!!

SMG4 passed out, and returned to his normal size.

Crystal: Woohoo!

Infinite: Alright, we should take him back to the castle and find some new gloves, if we don't SMG4 will just go crazy again.

Crystal nodded, the couple held hands and teleported SMG4 back to the castle, then they began searching for new gloves.

(All that over a pair of pink gloves? Jeez, hopefully this doesn't happen a third time, that would just be a nightmare.)

Anyways, lata-

-Meanwhile...-

Flame: So, since you don't want to speak, i'm just gonna call you 'Masked Jackal'. Is that okay with you?

The masked jackal slowly nodded.

Flame: Alright then.

Xeggy: Hey, guys! Guess what?

Flame: What is it?

Orange Angel: We secretly went into SMG3's underground base and found these blueprints!

Orange angel put blueprints of a strange Metal Gear on the table.

Flame: What is that?

Xeggy: Looks like he was working on something.

The masked jackal then pointed at something on the blueprint.

Orange Angel: Hm? What is it?

Orange angel looked at where the masked jackal was pointing, he was pointing at the name of the Metal Gear.

Xeggy: Sa-Sahelanthropus?

Flame: Jesus christ, that is a long name...

Orange Angel: Well, it's an interesting machine... imagine what we could do with it!

Xeggy and flame laughed evilly, the masked jackal just stared at the blueprints.

(Uh oh. Looks like the villains have gotten hold of the blueprints of a very dangerous weapon...)

Anyways, lata!