(F/N): Let's reflect on this
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(F/N): So next time I introduce you to someone, I'm gonna go, "Say hello to my little friend!" and then reach into my pocket like I'm gonna pull out a gun or something, and then you waltz up like "Sup", and I'll be like, "This is my friend, Connie."
Connie: I'm Connie Springer and I approve this message
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(F/N): I've always wanted to swim with dolphins
Christa: I just shaved my legs and they feel like dolphins
(F/N): What, rubbery?
(Christa): (F/N)... no
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(F/N): I forgot the word 'reindeer' today, so I described them as 'Christmas llamas'
(F/N): I can honestly say that I've never seen such an expression on Erwin's face before
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(F/N): A squirrel is staring at me through the patio door
(F/N): I think he's part of a gang
Jean: He's curious
(F/N): I'M curious, he's maniacal
(F/N): His cheeks are stuffed with rage
Jean: nuts
(F/N): YOU'RE NUTS!
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(F/N): My sleeves are too long for my little handsies
Connie: Why are these the types of texts I wake up to?
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Sasha: Ugghhh. I feel so sick
(F/N): Aw, I'm sorry to hear
(F/N): If you want, you can come over and lay on my crotch
Sasha: What? Well... if you really want me too...
(F/N): I swear to God I meant couch
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(F/N): I hate to say 'I told you so'
(F/N): So I'll sing it instead
(F/N): *ahem*
Armin: please no
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(F/N): You mean to tell me...
(F/N): That stress balls aren't for throwing at people who stress you out?
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(F/N): A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
Connie: ahahahahah
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Jean: you're a 10?
Jean: Maybe on the pH scale, 'cause you basic
(F/N): Actually, basic would be around pH 7, making me a perfect mix of basic and crazy.
(F/N): *slides anime glasses up*
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(F/N): I'm on a wagon and this baby keeps trying hold my finger
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Attack on Titan: Reader X Texting
FanfictionAn x Reader book about yourself and the characters texting each other stupid jokes and annoying one another. Most Impressive Rankings: #1 Kristalenz #1 Marcobolt #1 Bertoldthoover Date: 16th April 2016 Written by Drift1607
Texting 7: I'm Connie Springer And I Approve This Message
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