messages.

part one

louehtomdickinson added harry, paynetrain, ohnoniall, and gottazayn

louehtomdickinson: hey guys

paynetrain: what is this

louistomdickinson: when are we coming back?

gottazayn: you shits why am i here

louehtomdickinson: zAYNNN

ohnoniall: oh hey lads, i'm heading for some nandos

harry: loubear why are you texting at 4am

gottazayn left the conversation

louehtomdickinson: zayn stop zayning

ohnoniall: oh i forgot about the time differences

harry: loubear my bed is cold without you here :'(

paynetrain: it's really been awhile guys, glad to know larry is still staying strong

louehtomdickinson: the only thing strong in this relationship is my dick

harry left the conversation

louehtomdickinson added harry

louehtomdickinson: nooo i'm sorry babe

harry: i can dominate too :'(

louehtomdickinson: you sure can, i believe in you

paynetrain: so is this chat about who tops or about the hiatus

ohnoniall: i was wondering the same thing lima

harry: what did the ocean say to the sky?

ohnoniall: oh please no harry

paynetrain: don't do this

louehtomdickinson: idk babe what did they say

harry: nothing

harry: he just waved

ohnoniall: i-

paynetrain: ...

louehtomdickinson: HAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD HARREH I CAN'T BREATHE

louehtomdickinson: wait i've got one for you hazza. i'm no weather man

louehtomdickinson: but you can expect ten inches tonight ;)

harry: no thanks

louehtomdickinson: what??

paynetrain: oh dang, that must've hurt louis

ohnoniall: i almost dropped my croissant

paynetrain: what leprechaun?

ohnoniall: oh c'mon vine hasn't been dead long enough for you to not remember

louehtomdickinson: omg remember hazza's adorable vines

harry: leave me alone :(

paynetrain added gottazayn

ohnoniall: welcome back zaynie

gottazayn: jfc can i sleep in peace

harry: no

louehtomdickinson: no

paynetrain: no

ohnoniall: no

gottazayn: thanks guys i've never felt more loved

ohnoniall: where is everyone at anyways?

gottazayn: i'm in LA with gigi

paynetrain: oh.. her

gottazayn: i love you more though

paynetrain: <3

ohnoniall: wow i guess i'm the oddball

harry: no i'm with you niall

louehtomdickinson: what??

ohnoniall: what??

harry: you're an ass lou

louehtomdickinson: your ass

ohnoniall: gross

ohnoniall: this chat is so homo

gottazayn: you're not wrong

ohnoniall: guess i gotta go find shawn then

louehtomdickinson: you do that

harry: i ship it

paynetrain: me too

gottazayn: i don't see why not

harry: nice album zayn

gottazayn: thanks bro

louistomdickinson: yeah you're totally not emo

louistomdickinson: icarus falls is the better version of mind of mine zayn

paynetrain: mind of mine = zayn emo and horny

ohnoniall: hey it's amazing albums though

gottazayn: i feel so attacked, i'll just go meet up with naughty boy then

louehtomdickinson: >:(

gottazayn: kidding, kidding

harry: i kinda missed you zaynie

gottazayn: didn't miss you

harry: heyyy, why is everyone so mean,

louehtomdickinson: i'm not mean

harry: you're the meanest one here

louehtomdickinson: fine then, you're sleeping by yourself tonight then

louehtomdickinson left the conversation

harry: nOOO

gottazayn: goodnight guys

paynetrain: goodnight <3

ohnoniall: night

a/n : idek, don't ask.
don't take any offense to the things said in this chapter or any that are published sometime later on. i love the boys undeniably and things in this book are just said for humor purposes (they probably aren't even funny jsjdjsk)
thanks for reading ig
tami

p.s. don't be surprised if a similar book to this comes out with 1d and random other celebrities or anime characters, i just enjoyed making this
once again, tami