Meggy x Reader

Hat Thief

Meggy: Follow us, SMG4!

SMG4 nodded, then joined the chase.

Tari: Ah, i love this new duck hat!

Soldier: YOINK!

The soldier snatched tari's duck hat, then ran.

Tari: Hey!

SMG4: Come along, tari!

(Y/N): Come on, just give up, you hat thief!

Soldier turned around and fired his rocket launcher.

Meggy: Uh oh!

SMG4 got in front and kicked the rocket, sending it flying back at the soldier.

Soldier: Oh no!

The rocket exploded, sending the soldier flying across the mushroom kingdom.

SMG4: WE MUST GET OUR HATS BACK!

(Y/N): SMG4, we'll continue going after this freak! Me and meggy will get our hats back!

Tari: O-okay then! 

SMG4: Kick his ass for us!

Meggy: We will!

SMG4 and tari walked back to the castle, you ran to where the soldier had landed, which was a car park.

Soldier: Ah, shit...

Meggy: You gonna give our hats back?

Soldier: No!

The soldier slapped meggy, making her fall backwards.

(Y/N): Aw hell no!

You jumped at the soldier and began punching his face.

Soldier: GET OFF!

The soldier grabbed you, then threw you at a nearby car.

(Y/N): Ouch...

Soldier: Mwahahaha! I will take every hat in the multiverse!

The soldier pressed a few buttons on a small device he had, then began to teleport.

Meggy: Oh no you don't!

Meggy grabbed the soldier, you did the same, and you were teleported to SB123's universe.

(Y/N): Hm? Where are we?

???: NOT AGAIN!

You turned around to see the soldier running off, with SB123 mario and SB123 meggy chasing him.

Meggy: Oh! We're back in SB123's universe.

(Y/N): Let's get him!

You carried meggy, then ran after the soldier.

SB123 Meggy: Seriously?! What is with this guy's hat fetish?!

SB123 Mario: No one steals my wife's headgear and gets away with it!

(Y/N): Yo, SB123 mario and SB123 meggy!

SB123 Meggy: Hmm? Oh! Hey (Y/N)!

Meggy: Hi, me! I see that this freak stole your headgear as well!

SB123 Mario: I want to know why he even steals hats...

The soldier jumped on top of a building, and started laughing.

(Y/N): This guy is mental!

Soldier: I will soon have every hat in the multiverse!

SB123 Meggy: Just give our hats back!

Soldier: HOW ABOUT NO?

The soldier continued to laugh like crazy, suddenly a bolt of lightning struck him.

Soldier: OW!

Crystal: Haha!

Infinite: Keep shocking him, crystal!

Crystal summoned more lightning bolts, which kept striking the soldier, who was now screaming like a girl.

Soldier: OH MY BIG FAT PAINIS IS ON FIRE!

Crystal stopped, and the soldier fell to the ground.

Infinite: Nice one, crystal!

Infinite kissed crystal on the lips, which made her blush.

Meggy & SB123 Meggy: Yay!

The two meggys grabbed their headgear and put it on.

Meggy: Phew, that's over with!

SB123 Meggy: And we've already had enough of a problem on our honeymoon...

(Y/N): Wait, you and mario are on your honeymoon?

SB123 Mario: Yep! Infinite and crystal gave us two tickets to isle delfino! 

SB123 meggy looked over, infinite and crystal were still kissing.

SB123 Meggy: Awww...they're so cute together.

Meggy: Well, thanks for helping us!

SB123 Meggy: No problem! We should get back to solving some problems on this island.

SB123 Mario: Bye!

Infinite opened a portal, you, meggy and crystal ran in.

Infinite: See you guys when you get back!

Infinite ran into the portal, it closed.

SB123 Meggy: Alright, let's get back to what we were doing.

F.L.U.D.D.: Yes, there is much more work to do.

(That soldier has a massive hat fetish...maybe i should give him an unusual and he'll shut up.)

Anyways, lata!