Avengers Wattsapp

AVENGERS WHATSAPP

{Steve} You little-

{Tony} Who has a crush on Natasha.

{Natasha} O.O

{Clint} WUT?

{Loki} AwKwARd! Just like my life... :(

{Sam} NO WAY!

{Natasha} Is this true?

{Steve} I'm going to kill you Tony! Watch when I come to your house and murder you in your sleep! How do I insert a angry face?

{Tony} I'd like to see you try! 😡

{Natasha} So is it true or not?

{Steve} No of course not.

{Natasha} Good.

{Steve} Why?

{Natasha} Steve, your like 90 years old...

{Steve} I don't feel 90.

{Loki} HelLO WrInKlY OlD mAn!

{Tony} Loki your 15000+ years old...

{Loki} I'm a god.

{Tony} Your a retarded moron, thats what you are.

{Loki} Listen. You are a mere mortal whom I will kill.

{Tony} Who are you... Shakespeare?

{Loki} DON'T TEST ME BITCH! I HAVE MY KNIFE, I WILL STAB YOU!

{Tony} We have a hulk.

{Loki} I DONT CARE

{Thor} Loki stop this nonsense.

{Loki} Come fight me!

{Loki} LALALALALA

{Loki} IM A GOD BITCH

{Thor} Small g.

{Loki} IM A gOD BITCH

{Sam} I want whatever Loki is smoking.

{Bucky} You want to smoke mentally disabled?

[Natasha removed Loki from the group]

{Clint} Wow. The only decent thing Natasha has ever done.

{Natasha} I hate you Clint.

{Steve} Damn so much hate...

{Sam} Ikr

{Steve} Where is Bucky?

{Sam} He's not in the group.

{Tony} Thank god.

{Clint} Bit rude.

{Tony} He killed my parents.

{Steve} I thought we were past the incident Tony.

{Tony} PAST IT?

{Steve} Well, we are past Ultron.

{Tony} But he brutally murdered families!

{Steve} He was brainwashed Tony - he had no choice!

{Vision} Father, you almost wiped out an entire population and you were one of the main factors for the death of Pietro. You tried to protect Wanda by keeping her 'locked up' then caused the civil war between your fellow heroes, which in turn, almost got you killed. Do I need to elaborate further then that?

{Tony} Fine.

{Tony} That doesn't mean my stubborn ass gave up, I'm just tired of fighting.

{Sam} Sure.