this story isnt actually about the spinelli guy its about a wronged sewer rat who only wanted a block of cheese. The ritz was a bonus but whatever they were stolen anyways
so the rats name was CaT pronounced katy and he was vengeful
revengeful
full.. of venge
whatever
anyways so he was walking down the sewers and he smelled some deliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicious stuff and he was all like -- it was a rattatouille moment k so imagine
ur a rat
named CaT
and ur walking down the sewer, having a jolly old time
and then
and then
and then
you smell something wonderful, like a fresh baked batch of homemade pretzels, or a dumpster in the summertime, and you think to yourself, youre like
wow
delicious
i must have some
so you ofc go up and are like "wow how enthralling" trying to find the source of ur joy, and right there sitting on the street is some blue cheese.
now, you may not like blue cheese all that much, but ur not you. ur CaT. and you, being CaT, believes that this thing here, this wonderful piece of blue cheese, this is your purpose in life. Life, man.
anyways
so youre going up to the blue cheese with that look on ur face like that squirrel from Ice Age, like ur totally in love, and then
and then
and then
this ugly specimen of a human comes out of nowhere and
stomps
on ur cheese.
and ur like, what the hell, man?? FIGHTMEHUMAN
but no u cant fight the human bc u are but a CaT and the human is your grim reaper. that and the fact that the human is gross on top of ugly and has put the squished blue cheese of ur life in his disgusting little pocket.
so now u have a choice: follow ur lifes purpose and rescue it from that...thing.... or give up on it and find a new life purpose
wow, not a tough choice, because how many life purposes can one CaT have?
so you follow the cheese
and on ur adventure goes.
