Team Science [OLD CHAT; NO GRYO]
8/22/18
FENTON (7:56 pm): EMERGENCY!!!
MANNY (7:57 pm): Fenton, you know this is the old chat? From before we got Gyro to give us his number, right?
LIL' BULB (7:57 pm): also were not on break
LIL' BULB: just bc gyro let u go up & get huey's employee records doesnt mean were on break 2
FENTON: (7:57 pm): I know!!
FENTON (7:57 pm): but when I was accessing the employee records, I found Mr. McDuck's employee calendar
FENTON (7:57 pm): and Gyro's birthday is TOMORROW!!
MANNY (7:58 pm): what?
LIL' BULB (7:58 pm): if he didnt tell us its probably bc he doesnt want us to make a fuss
LIL' BULB (7:58 pm): ur gonna make him mad
MANNY (7:58 pm): You're one to talk. You're always sucking up to Gyro.
LIL' BULB (7:58 pm): i am NOT!!!!!!
FENTON (7:58 pm): guys, guys, wait! We have to plan something!
MANNY (7:59 pm): Lil' Bulb has a point though. Are you sure Gyro won't freak?
FENTON (7:59 pm): well he probably will. But he will secretly love it!
MANNY (7:59 pm): What's your plan then?
FENTON (7:59 pm): my plan?
MANNY (7:59 pm): You always have a plan.
LIL' BULB (7:59 pm): ur fenton crackshell cabrera!!!
FENTON (7:59 pm): you're right, Lil' Bulb! I AM Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera! And I WILL devise the perfect plan to celebrate the birthday of our wonderful coworker/boss!!
MANNY (8:00 pm): Ah, there he is. Talking with big words and phrases. You have a plan!
FENTON (8:00 pm): as soon as I delete all these spam birthdays I accidentally made on Mr. McDuck's computer :P
MANNY (8:00 pm): ...that's him too.
MANNY (8:00 pm): hkgdbm
MANNY (8:02 pm): Hello, this is Gyro Gearloose, Manny's boss. Whoever you are, DO NOT BE TEXTING MANNY DURING WORK!!! I have confiscated his phone. He can have it back at the end of the shift. I have done you the liberty of not looking at your private conversation, just in case you are talking about unwholesome things, but if you continue to distract him I will look. Thank you and DO NOT have a good day.
FENTON (8:02 pm): oh fuck
FENTON (8:02 pm): we should probably stop texting. I'm almost back at the lab.
LIL' BULB: haha suckers!! i can text whenever i want without gyro noticing!have a COMPUTER in my BRAIN!!
LIL' BULB (8:02 pm): So while I'm not going to tell you that I am the smartest or, by any means, the most experienced person in this room, I would suggest that no one use my youth to believe that I am also IGNORANT.
FENTON (8:03 pm): what
LIL' BULB (8:03 pm): ...
LIL' BULB (8:03 pm): u uncultured swine
FENTON (8:05 pm): wait are you quoting those fantasy books Webby lent you again
LIL' BULB (8:06 pm): ...
FENTON (8:08 pm): all right I'm back at the lab. Everyone act normal so Gyro never suspects a thing!
LIL' BULB (8:08 pm): haha hell never catch me
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