Eddswolrd
Author's note
Hello I don't know why I am doing this but yes there will be ships and there are some more things that I will not say haha.......... I hope you like it have
Edd
"Edd I am going to the bar see ya wouldn't wanna be ya"
"Ok Tom" he is going to get drunk again I know that for one
"EDD YOUR CAT IS SCRATCHING ME NO NO NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Oh god why me.....
"Come here ringo"
"Good boy"
"HE IS NOT GOOD LOOK AT MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"He's sorry right boy come on let's get some cola"
I here a knock on the door
"Hmmm did Tom forget his keys?"
I answered the door
"Tord?"
"Hey Edd"
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE" Matt yelled
"Hey Matt look I know you hate me but please forgive me please" hmmmmm what should I do oh I know hehehe
"We will forgive you if you can get Tom to like you as a friend ok"
"WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY HE HATES ME ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED"
"It can't be that hard"
"HE HATES ME HOW IS THAT GOING TO HAPPEN"
"I don't know just do it now I am going to get some cola"
Tom
Maybe I should do home before I get drunk
At home
"Edd Matt I am back are you home!?"
"They want out old friend"
"I am not your friend commie and what are you doing here?"
"Not going to tell you why I am here Tom"
"Ok than leave now!"
"Why should I"
"Because I don't like you Matt and Edd don't like you so that tells you to leave so leave now!"
"Edd and matt like me"
"I don't care if they do"
"Oh I know what will get you to leave hehehe :3"
And I play on my phone
'Sunshine lollipops and rainbows everything that is wonderful i-' Tord shot my phone
"OH MY GOD TORD WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!!!!!!"
"YOU KNOW I HATE THAT SONG"
"THAT IS WHY I PLAY IT I LIKE Y-TO ANNOY YOU!!!!"
"Wait what did you say Tom?"
"I said that is why I play it why?"
"No no after that"
"I like to annoy you why do you need to know Tord?"
"No that is not what you said"
"Yes it is"
"No you said I like y-to annoy you"
"Why did you add the y?"
"Cuz you said that you like me!"
"NO I DO NOT LIKE YOU"
"Sure you don't sureeeeeeeeeeeeee"
"I will kill you commie"
"I got to go see ya to Thomas"
"DON'T CALL ME THAT"
"But it is your name"
"NO MY NAME IS TOM T,O,M TOM"
