aguSTDS:
hey guys
i just became a philosopher wth this thought
what if
there was a clock on everyone
telling the last time they jerked off or fingered themselves
jung_hoe_suck_me:
wtf
pussydestroyer666:
honestly my timer would restart every time i was alone ngl
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taehump:
damn
juancock:
should i remove you too hoe ass bitch
taehump:
shut up damn salty bitch
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juancock:
whos next hoes
gimme.your.sweaters:
jungkook :(
whats wrong?
juancock:
lisa never texted me back
gimme.your.sweaters:
from blackpink?
juancock:
yeah she left me on read
gimme.your.sweaters:
damn
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aguSTDS:
but seriously
what if that clock was real
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gimme.your.sweaters:
ok we can keep him removed
AN: i heard of this topic before but i cant fucking remember where i heard it from
could you tell me in the comments?
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