Meggy x Reader

Cooking with M&B 4

Mario: You somehow chopped your leg off.

Bowser looked down, mario wasn't lying, his leg was gone and blood was spraying everywhere.

Meggy: Owch!

(Y/N): And he is gonna scream in 3...2...1...

Bowser: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Mario: So while we wait for bowser to calm the fuck down, our next dish will be-

Heavy: SANDVICH!

Mario: W-what? No! Get out of here, fatman!

Heavy aimed his minigun at mario.

Heavy: What was that?

Mario: Hehehehe, nothing! 

Heavy pushed mario aside and started making a sandvich.

Heavy: Now, for the best part!

Heavy put in the meat, he had finished his sandvich.

Heavy: And that is how you make sandvich!

Mario: Boring! It looks plain! I think i know what will spice it up!

Heavy: Wat?

Mario put a fire flower in the sandvich, then gave a thumbs up towards heavy.

Mario: Eat it! (Do it)

Heavy took a massive bite, then smiled.

Heavy: Hmmm, this sandvich is not bad at-

Heavy was interrupted as a massive amount of fire came out of his mouth, making him scream.

Mario: So...that's how you make a sandvich...i guess.

Bowser: Oh thank god that's over with...mario, what's the next dish?

Mario: Our next dish is going to be cooked by the competition winner!

(Y/N): Oh, here we go!

Mario: Aaaanddddd the winner is... (Y/N)!

(Y/N): WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Meggy: Let's go!

Francis: Let me shorten the journey for ya.

Francis teleported you and meggy in front of mario and bowser, making them scream.

Mario: Ah, hello there (Y/N)! What fine dish will you be cooking today?

(Y/N): Oh, it's not me that's cooking! It's meggy!

Bowser: WAT!?

Meggy: A-are you sure about this?

(Y/N): Just heat up some instant noodles, nothing can go wrong!

Meggy: Alright then!

Mario: Our guests are going to be cooking instant noodles!

Bowser: While you guys do that, i'm going to paint this with- SHIT!

Bowser quickly covered his mouth with his hands, but it was too late.

Meggy's ears twitched, then she turned around.

(Y/N): Oh, you've fucked up now bowser.

Mario: I think we should-

Meggy: Did you say...

Bowser: FUCKING RUN!

Meggy: PAINT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Meggy went completely ballistic and started painting the entire mansion.

Bowser: NO! MY BEAUTIFUL MANSION! STOP THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW, OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO FRIED SQUID!

(Y/N): What was that?

Bowser: Uh oh.

(One kick in the nuts later)

Bowser: My...PINGAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

Mario: OH GOD, EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!

Meggy: Not again! Mario, bowser, i'm sorry!

(Y/N): Let's get the hell out of here before we burn to ashes along with the mansion!

You picked meggy up and ran out of the mansion, mario and bowser were following you, the mansion exploded, bowser looked at the remains of his beautiful mansion and started crying.

Bowser: No...

Meggy: Bowser, i'm so sorry-

Bowser: SORRY!? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO SCREW THINGS UP IN MY KITCHEN-

You gave bowser a harder kick to the nuts, making him scream like a girl.

Mario: His pingas is ded.

Meggy: Let's just head home...

(Y/N): Yeah, fire brigade will come along and put the fire out.

You, meggy and mario walked towards the castle and left bowser on the floor, who was still screaming.

(I want a cooking with M&B 4, SMG4. (Wait did that rhyme) Make it happen pls)

Anyways, lata!