BABY BOYS (BTS fanfic parody)

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JM: "Oh my god Jungkook, you're ripped."

JK: "Thank you Jimin. I actually have been working out a lot recently.."

JM: "No, I mean like, your pants, you've ripped your pants."

JK: "Wait wtf, why did you say it like th-"

JM: "...YOU HAVE A TAIL!"

JK: "What?! No, I don-...OH MY GOD!"

JM: "IT'S A BUNNY TAIL! YOU'RE TURNING INTO A BUNNY!"

JK: "Ow! My head!

JM: "YOU'RE GROWING EARS!!? YOU HAVE BUNNY EARS!!

JK: "OH GOD, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING??"

JM: "........ Hmmm... Likely to appeal many female, and.. male readers. My guess is you are now a homosapien that has mated with another species creating a "hybrid," so to speak. In the context of many stupid Wattpad fictions, however, you are but an object of some weird kink that armys have created to appease whatever horrible likings they have come too, half human, half monstrocity. Therefore, you are part.. bunny rabbit?

JK: "Wow. Um, ok. What a thought prevoking and detailed answer I didn't expect to accompany my question. Thanks?

JM: "No problemo."

JK: "Will I ever change back?"

JM: "I don't believe so."

JK: "Oh gosh.."

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