26. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. ~Albert Einstein
27. The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. ~Mother Teresa
28. Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. ~W. Somerset Maugham, A Writer's Notebook, 1949
29. Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupérd
30. When love is not madness, it is not love. ~Pedro Calderon de la Barca
31. Do I love you because you're beautiful,
Or are you beautiful because I love you?
~Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II, Cinderella
32. Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Sandra J. Dykes
33. Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense. ~Mark Overby
34. Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. ~Author Unknown
35. Love is a sweet tyranny, because the lover endured his torments willingly. ~Proverb
36. The art of love... is largely the art of persistence. ~Albert Ellis
37. Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. ~Michael Leunig
38. We loved with a love that was more than love. ~Edgar Allan Poe
39. If I love you, what business is it of yours? ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
40. Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. ~Rose Franken
41. Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. ~Ice T
42. Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got
43. Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last
44. Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions
45. Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it
46. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place
47. A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times
48. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
49. The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right
50. What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home
51. Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke
52. My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects
53. Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled
54. Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!
55. Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good
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