1. The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
2. roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour roses are red grass is green put ur love between these legs daddy make me scream,sex is evil sex is a sin , sins are forggiven so stick it in,you opened it so you are cursed for 5 years if u dont readthe entire thing ,roses are nice violets are fine i'll be the six if youll be nine, eat me, beat me, bite me f me suck me very slowly if u like it dont be sassy use ur tongue and make it nasty!!! send to 10 freaks including me .
3. why did raggety anne get kickd out of the toy box? because she sat on pinnochios face and said Lie to me! Lie to me!
4. Touch it gently! Put your fingers inside! If its big put 3 fingers in! Rub it up and down! Yeah, thats how you wash a cup! Send to Dirty minded people..
5. Shut the door, take off your pants, get on top of me and do what you need to do to satisfy your needs, love always, the toilet. send to all your dirty friends
6. Is it in? (yea) Is it hurtn? (Uh huh) k I'll put it in slowly, still hurtn? (Ow it really hurts) ok lets try another shoe
7. Recent studies that sucking too much d*ck takes way your ability to speak. Now I know why you always text and never call
8. today is f.u.c.k day (friends you can keep) so i just fucked u! so fuck whoever u want and u better fuck me back or u can go fuck yourself
9. hey, this is your phone. you dont have a message. i just had to get out of your pocket. the smell of your ass was killing me!
10. Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give ma a hour. Kissing is habit, fucking is a game, guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain. Roses are red grass is green, open ur legs and ill fill u with cream. Sex is evil sex is a sin, sins are forgiven so stick it right in. roses r nice violets, are fine, ill be the 6, if ull be the 9. Eat me, beat me, bite me, blow me, fuck me suck me very slowly. If you like it, don't be sassy. Use your tongue and make it nasty!
11. Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die
12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
13. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
14. A paper should be like a mini skirt: long enough to cover everything, but short enough to keep it interesting
15. I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car
16. I'm not sure what's wrong... But it's probably your fault!
17. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
18. Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
19. Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
20. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
21. My parents almost lost me as a child, but they didn't take me far enough into the woods
22. Assassins Inc. We aim to please.
23. I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.
24. :P Don't stick that out unless you're going to use it...
25. Intelligent doesn't have to mean educated. And Creative doesn't have to mean talented.
