Gordon walks into the kitchen. Omg he's so hawt he even brought the lamb sauce with him UwU. He looks at you like ur an onion and he's Shrek. Very Shrexy to be honest. He smiles at you which is weird because he's a very angry man 24/7.
"WHAT ARE YOU?!" He asked as he throws bread at you. Your nose quivers in delight.
"IM AN IDIOT SANDWICH DADDY!" You reply. He goes over to hug you, but instead of a hug he opens his mouth.
He swallows you whole. His stomach muscles pulsate around you and they squeeze.
"Finally, some good fucking food." He says, and everything fades to black.
Gordon Ramsey just vored you. UwU.
I'm sorry you had to experience this, but you'll just have to live knowing that you read the whole thing. Love you ya beautiful sandwich.
~Apricity
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