Things Mari Says That Seem Like Fake Subs But Aren't

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MARI: If we were on a deserted island, shouldn't we eat Wooseok first?

WOOSEOK: Why me?!

MARI: You've got the most meat on you...right?


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MARI: I can't wait to go home and smother Yanan in my love until he hates me.

HUI: No need to wait, you're doing that right now.


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KINO: You want to arm wrestle? Noona, I'd win so quickly.

MARI: Eh? I'm stronger than you think. I could take you down with my thighs alone.


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HYOJONG: *gives Mari a backhug*

MARI: Dawnie...I'm feeling parts of your body that I don't want to be feeling.


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INTERVIEWER: You're one of the idols rumored to like girls, you know?

MARI: Because I do like girls.


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INTERVIEWER: If you were to date one member, who would you pick and why?

MARI: We would all date each other.

JINHO: Answer seriously!

MARI: I am serious! Have you heard of polygamy?


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JEONGHWA (EXID): Yah, Mari!

MARI: Yeah, babygirl?


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MARI: I'm going to kill Shinwon. I'm going to kill him so slowly.


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MARI: I tend to get naked a lot.

YEO ONE: That's very, very true.

MARI: I can't help it, I'm French.


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MARI: I'd rather light myself on fire than be Dawnie's roommate again. Seriously.


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HONGSEOK: Mari doesn't really like affection with us but only on camera.

SHINWON: That's so true! When the camera's are off, it's a different story.

HONGSEOK: Just wait 5 minutes, when the cameras go off.

MARI: Do you want to live for only 5 more minutes?


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JINHO: Hongseok and Mari are like Bonnie and Clyde together. Evil geniuses.

MARI: So we could kill you then?


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MARI: I know we all agreed to stroke Shinwon's ego but let's be honest, I'm the true visual, right?


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YUTO: Wooseok's head is kinda big.

MARI: Too bad there's nothing in it.


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YANAN: *almost curses on camera*

MARI: I love it when you curse. It gets me excited.

HYOJONG: *teasing* In what way?

MARI: In the way you're imagining.


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MARI: *reading fan comments on a solo VLIVE* Can I be your sugar daddy? *smirks* I can be whatever Universe wants me to be.


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we love a perverted queen.

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