Sunburnt

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[The Avengers have joined the chat]

Bruce: Hey Tony, you know how we went swimming yesterday and then we had to deal with that raccoon thing?

Tony: Yeah,  so?

Bruce: You're sunburn's coming in.

Tony: No it's not! >:^(

Steve: You look like a lobster.

Tony: Shut up!

Clint: Ha. Loser.

Natasha: Clint, you're sunburnt too.

Clint: Yeah, but it's not too bad...

Thor: You appear to be purple.

Clint: Nobody asked you, Thor.

Bruce: Tony, I don't think that's a good idea...

Tony: It'll be funny.

Clint: What will be- OW! DID YOU JUST SLAP MY SUNBURN?

Tony: Hahahahaha- GOD! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT, BARTON!

Steve: Cut it out, you two.

Clint: Make me! TONY, THAT HURT!

Tony: Serves you right!

Clint: You started it!

Tony: JEEZ! Do I need to get the armor?

Natasha: You get that armor out and I'm telling Fury. Knock it off.

Thor: Friend Bruce, you're looking a bit... pink as well.

Bruce: I know, I did get a little burnt...

Bruce: TONY! OUCH!

Tony: >:^)

Steve: Are you suicidal?

Steve: No offense, Bruce.

Bruce: None taken.

Natasha: Steve, why aren't you sunburnt? I didn't see you put on sunscreen once yesterday.

Steve: Well, I was, but the healing factor took care of it.

Tony: Lucky.

Tony: OW! CLINT! KNOCK IT OFF!

Clint: You did it first! AGH!

Thor: This is most entertaining.

Tony: That's it!  I'M GETTING THE SUIT

[Natasha has invited Fury to the chat]

[Fury joined the chat]

Fury: ...

Clint: AGHHH THE METAL SLAPS ARE WORSE

Clint: SOOO MUCH WORSE

Tony: >:^D

Fury: I'm not dealing with this shit.

Fury: Fury out.

[Fury has left the chat]

Steve: Even Fury doesn't want to deal with you two.

Natasha: That's saying something.

Tony: I'M INVINCIBLE

[Pepper has joined the chat]

Pepper: I'd like to disagree.

[Pepper has left the chat]

Clint: Ha!

[Clint has kicked everyone from the chat]

Clint: I WIN

[Clint has left the chat]

[Fury has turned off invisibility]

Fury: Chatroom?

[How may I be of assistance?]

Fury: Can you change the [Fury has left the chat] to [Fury Out]?

[Certainly. May I ask why?]

Fury: I just.... Really want to look cool...

[Fury out]

[The chat is now empty]

JARVIS: I'm so telling Tony.

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