[Tony joined the chat]
[Tony is now DrunkTony]
DrunkTony: You do that jar?
Jarvis: Yes, sir. Miss Romanoff requested I do so every time someone joins the chat while drunk.
DrunkTony: Ah. S'cool.
[DrunkTony has invited hotgirl, hottie, and purehotness to the chat]
[hotgirl joined the chat]
hotgirl: hiiii tony ;)
DrunkTony: Hello :^)
[hottie joined the chat]
hottie: hello, iron man ;)
DrunkTony: Hi there :^D
[purehotness joined the chat]
purehotness: heeeeeey there mr billionaire ;)
DrunkTony: Hi :^)
Jarvis: Sir, I don't think this is a good idea.
DrunkTony: I tnhik it is
DrunkTony: *think
hottie: yeah jarvis! lay off!
hotgirl: your not tonys mom!
DrunkTony: *you're ;^P
purehotness: oh tony you're soooo smart and handsome ;)
DrunkTony: I know ;^)
hottie: you're a genius!
hotgirl: we love you tony!
purehotness: more than anything!
DrunkTony: ladies, please... How much do you love me?
[Natasha joined the chat]
DrunkTony: 0-0
Natasha: ANTHONY. STARK. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
DrunkTony: uhh... partyinh?
DrunkTony: *partying
Natasha: NO.
DrunkTony: HOT GIRLS: ATTACK!
hottie: who do you think you are 'natasha'?!?
hotgirl: you can't boss tony stark around!
purehotness: why don't you crawl back into the hole you came out of?!?
Natasha: uuh
hotgirl: how do you even know tony anyways?!?
purehotness: yeah! you're probably not even worth a second of his precious time!
hottie: he probably loathes and resents you!
DrunkTony: Ooh, big girl words. That's nice, keep it up ladies! ;^)
Natasha: Tony!
hottie: don't say his name you worthless scum!
hotgirl: don't even look at his messages!
purehotness: or his screen name!
DrunkTony: They're feirce, aren't they Natatsha?
DrunkTony: *fierce *Natasha
purehotness: wow even his mistakes are perfect :'D
hottie: marry me tony :'D
hotgirl: oh tony :'D
Natasha: TONY CALL THEM OFF >:(
DrunkTony: NEVER >:)
hottie: HE DOESN'T HAVE TO TAKE ORDERS FROM YOU NAT
purehotness: TONY IS PERFECT THE WAY HE IS
hotgirl: AND WE WILL STAND BY HIS SIDE UNTIL THE END!
Natasha: CALL THEM OFF TONY BEFORE I HUNT THEM DOWN AND KILL ALL OF THEM
hottie: 0-0
hotgirl: 0-0
purehotness: 0-0
[hottie, hotgirl, and purehotness have left the chat]
Natasha: HA >:)
DrunkTony: MY ARMY Ò-Ó
Natasha: Tony, you need to go lay down. You're starting to sound like Loki again.
DrunkTony: I DO WHAT I WANT NATASHA
DrunkTony: I see your point. Night.
Natasha: Good night Tony.
[Everyone has left the chat]
[The chat is now empty]
Jarvis: I...I don't know what to say about that.
[Me neither.]
AUTHOR NOTE OF DOOM
I'VE BEEN WRITING A LOT OF TONY LATELY I'M SORRY HE'S JUST SO PERF
Uh but seriously the amount of tony I'm using is ridiculondous. so I'm sorry. but I'm not stopping. so sorry. btw idk if I should use braven as bruce and ravens ship name or shorten it down to brave so you guys decide! comment please omg you're killinh me
