LOKI DOKI THEN

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[Loki joined the chat]

[Peter joined the chat]

Loki: What are you

Peter: I'm Spiderman! >:(

Loki: Pfft you're that little one who copied Deadpool's suit

Peter: FOR THE LAST TIME I DIDN'T COPY HIS SUIT I DESIGNED MINE

Loki: Suuure.

[VENOM has joined the chat]

Peter: OH CRAP

Loki: ... what is it

Peter: It's a symbiotic thing that takes a host body and controls it and-

Loki: can I have it

Peter: What?

Loki: can I have it.

Peter: What?!? No!

Loki: please

Peter: No!

Loki: Pfft fine

Loki: I'll just make it go away.

Peter: You can't ju-

[Loki has kicked Peter from the chat]

Loki: lol

VENOM: SKREEEEEEEEEEE

Loki: yeah no

[Loki has kicked VENOM from the chat]

[RED has joined the chat]

Loki: Hi :D

RED: Hi :D

Loki: How are you?  :D

RED: Good! And you?

Loki: I'm great! Want to take over the world?

RED: Yeah! :D

Loki: Okay but it's a secret :3

RED: Okay shhhh :3

Loki: How're we gonna do it?

RED: What if we recruited in secret, very slowly, and build up a secret army? And then BOOM. We take over nation by nation, adding each to our army until BAM. World domination. All shall kneel to the king >;]

Loki: And you can be my queen >;)

RED: I can get a few people.

Loki: We need to make it like a reverse-SHIELD. Every person must be trained as either a specialist, technician, sciency person, idk.

RED: I like that :3

[Thor joined the chat]

Thor: Hello brother! Lady Red! =)

RED: Your smiley faces are lame Thor >:]

Thor: =(

Loki: and btw I'm not your bro

Thor: What are you doing? =)

Loki: None of your business

Thor: It is my business though

RED: How so?  >:[

Thor: Loki is my brother, who I must protect.

Loki: lies ^^

RED: lol

Thor: Please tell me

Loki: lol nope

[Loki has kicked Thor from the chat]

RED: >:]

Loki: >:3

[Tony joined the chat]

Loki: uuugh can't we get some private time here

Tony: Nope

Loki: What do you want Stark?

Tony: idk but some alcohol would be nice

Loki: OMG I LOVE DRUNK TONY

RED: >:[ YOU LOVE WHAT NOW

Loki: Tony + Drunk = The most amusing thing ever :D

Tony: ...

Loki: Here is all the alcohol you could ever drink ;u; *Hands beverages*

Tony: ... well I don't see why not :3

Tony: *DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK*

RED: Are you two... role-playing >:?

Loki: We're just letting you know what we're doing because you're not in the room.

RED: ...

[Tony is now DrunkTony]

DrunkTony: *hiccup*

Loki: :'D

DrunkTony: Yeah this isn't really affecting me very much.

DrunkTony: I'm used to this much.

Loki: He's not drunk D:

Jarvis: Technically, he is over the legal limit.

RED: LAAAAME

Loki: DRINK MORE MORTAL

DrunkTony: I'm not thirsty.

Loki: DO IT OR I'LL ENSLAVE YOU

DrunkTony: That doesn't work remember

Loki: ..:(

RED: This is boring .-.

DrunkTony: Yeah, I'm gonna go...

[DrunkTony has left the chat]

RED: I'm gonna go... recruit >;]

Loki: :3

[RED has left the chat]

Loki: 'das hawt

[Loki has left the chat]

[The chat is now empty]

AUTHOR'S NOTE OF DOOM

[EDIT 5/8/15: QUIT APPLYING. THAT SECTION OF THE STORY IS DONE WITH. I'M SORRY IF YOU WEREN'T FEATURED IN THE STORY, BUT CHILL. GONNA BE HONEST, A LOT OF YOUR CHARACTERS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN PUT IN ANYWAYS BECAUSE MOST ARE EITHER LITERALLY A MARVEL CHARACTER EXCEPT WITH A DIFFERENT NAME, WAAAAAYYY TOO OVERPOWERED TO BE ANY GOOD IN ANY STORY, CANON-INTERFERING, OR JUST DUMB. SORRY.]

IF YOU WANT TO BE PART OF LOKI AND RED'S ARMY FILL THIS OUT:

Name:

Age:

Powers: (If applicable)

Agent type: (Specialist, Biochemist, Espionage, etc.)

AND YOU WILL PROBABLY BE ADDED.

Also I'm running out of ideas ;-; so comment one! :D

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