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**KIND OF SPOILERY FOR GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY**

**AND ALSO CAPTAIN AMERICA THE WINTER SOLDIER BUT MOST OF YOU HAVE SEEN THAT SO IT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM**

**SERIOUSLY THERE ARE GOTG CHARACTERS IN THIS CHAPTER DON'T WHINE TO ME ABOUT SPOILERS BC YOU'VE BEEN WARNED**

[Tony has joined the chat]

Tony: AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

[The Avengers have joined the chat]

Steve: What's the problem?

Tony: THIS THING IS ATTACKING ME

[Rocket has joined the chat]

Rocket: Calm down, I just need it for a minute!

Tony: HE'S AFTER MY REACTOR

Clint: You're being beaten up by a raccoon?

Rocket: I'm no raccoon!

Steve: Why is it after your reactor?

Rocket: 'It' has a name, you know

Bruce: It's amazing... How is it talking?

Rocket: How are you talking, a-hole?

Tony: GET IT OFF OF ME

Steve: Natasha, can you pin it?

Natasha: Sure thing, Cap.

Rocket: Get off!

Rocket: GROOT!

[Groot has joined the chat]

Groot: I AM GROOT

Thor: Please, friend, we mean no harm.

Natasha: He bit me!

Tony: Disgusting!

Clint: Natasha, you bite people all the time.

Groot: I am Groot.

[Bucky has joined the chat]

Steve: Hey, Buck. Come to help out?

Bucky: Just returning your book. What's going on?

Groot: I am Groot.

Tony: Yeah, we got that.

Groot: I am Groot?

Tony: We understand you are Groot.

Groot: I am Groot.

Tony: What's his deal?

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Just leave it.

Steve: I'm not sure what's going on, Bucky.

Rocket: Groot. I need that guy's arm.

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Haha no really, hehe I do.

Groot: I am Groot?

Clint: QUIT SAYING THAT

Groot: Groot I am.

Natasha: Ha.

Bucky: So, basically a tree that says his name and a talking raccoon?

Steve: Looks like it.

Rocket: Yeah, I'm still not a raccoon.

[Starlord has joined the chat]

Tony: Who's Starlord?

Starlord: I am.

Bruce: Seems legit.

Rocket: Peter, you're here! Could you please assist me in getting that guy's arm and that guy's reactor?

Starlord: Sorry about them. We'll be going now.

Groot: I am Groot?

Starlord: Yeah, I know, come on big guy.

[Starlord, Rocket, and Groot have left the chat]

Tony: The hell?

Bucky: I'm gonna go now...

Steve: Bye.

[Bucky has left the chat]

Bruce: So, that just happened.

Tony: Let's not ever talk about this.

Steve: Agreed.

Clint: Pizza?

Natasha: I could go for some pizza.

Thor: I too would enjoy the Midgardian pizza!

Tony: Let's go then.

[Everyone has left the chat]

[The chat is now empty]

AUTHOR'S NOTE OF DOOM

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Guardians of the Galaxy :,D

I had to put Rocket in. I've always loved Rocket.

And Groot.

Comment if you're Groot.

Also, any suggestions on what you think should happen.

Vote! Comment! Follow!

-Marvel_is_best

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