Baby shark x Reader

"There comes a time..."

Baby shark said in a soft tone  voice "sing me my favorite song before i fade away"
the sailor grabbed there piano and played sans undertale                                                                                                

baby shark said"thanks man" sat up and did not fade thanos noclips his way into the room and is ready to snap his fingers before ike charges in with his photoshop. he says "thanos kyle said you have to be home now or else you'll be grounded from snapping for your dance thingy' thanos sighed and went with ike 

the sailor questions why she maked this story. why would she? why would she even try to be funny? she gives up and lays on the floor. she takes a sip of her whiskey under her bed. she gives up on writing wishing that she could disappeared into the void. she doesn't want to write it "hurts" her "hand" 

she gets up putting her whiskey back under her bed. she doesn't question the fake cardboard shark sitting on the couch. she doesn't question her insanity. she just sits there and thinks about what shes doing with her life. and when shes done she gets up. and says on the deck board "Boys, there comes a time when life isn't fair." "you drink to get rid of the pain, or do something else. nothing helps" she said that. the next day she throws the cardboard  shark out of the ship into the water. 

the next day the crew arrives on the beach, she finds something on the ground she picked it up.

 

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