// dinners //

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Mia has just made dinner for the squad fam, bringing out the tuna casserole that Siena had craved for so long, Talia, the grandmother, (16) set out the cutlery.

"Thank you miss" Jonah said. "Nothing breaks the takalua link" Talia replied with a wink, she was going to smash him later. Ruby hissed. "Listen up fuckers. I will only eat mini spiders and flies not this shit" Ruby hissed. "It's cutlery you ungrateful twat" Matty said. Talia nodded.

As they all sat down for din-dins, they all heard a crash. Their heads all turned to face...

Kevin Abstract

And

Talia and Chloe gasped. Was this really the same white guy who ate their asses?

Matt Champion

"OH MY GOD IVE MISSED YOU!" Mia screamed. "STICK UR NOODLE IN ME DADDY!" Talia yelled. Matt Champion pulled Talia romanticly to the side, caressing her face and said "me iiamo roberto, but I cannot love you" EVERYONE GASPED

"That's bloody awful!" Matty Healy said covering his mouth. Kevin Abstract walked up to Lucinda, and gave her the wettest kiss in the entire world. "We're married now" Lucinda smilied. Talia went into early labour

"HNNNNG" Talia screamed. "That's a lot of damage" Mia said. The baby popped out looking nothing like Troye Sivan. "Oh shit! That baby looks like Matt Champion" Frank Ocean said, the others nodded in agreement.

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?!" Troye Sivan yelled. They all shrugged. "You're Mum gae?" Chloe said. Troye sivan pushed past everyone, when his senses tingled.

"The spoons are warm"

Everyone turns to look at Demi Lovato. She sweats, and everyone in unison picks up a needle.

This was gonna be a fun nite.

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