"Previously known as... Scarletstroke: Girl assassin"
* No hesitation
* No killing of children
* No killing of innocent people
* No emotions
* And defenitely, NO falling in love
~ Those are the main rules code named Scarletstroke, former assassin S...
William: (Shocked) I'm not always the odd one out! Damn it, you're not even one of the characters!
Yeah, but unlike all of you idiots, I control myself and I'm AWESOME. So, it's fine.
William: (mad) I am defenitely not odd!
Parker: (bored) Your computer is basically your girlfriend and the only thing that does what you want it to do. I'd say, *cough* defenitely odd *cough*
William: (annoyed) Hey, I got a question for Michael! Why does your face look like it's been thrown with a piece of sh*t through a fence?
*Parker punches William in the face and he falls on the floor, unconscious but still breathing... unfortunately*
(Sarcastic) Great, now they're fighting...
Parker: I'm just going to leave you there on the floor to think about the bad life choices you made.
Oh my god! Scarlett, please promise me you'll never handle me like that? Like... like and animal.
Scarlett: Shut up.
Okay, Caroline!
Caroline: Bring it on, I'm so ready for this! Couldn't wait until someone finally asked me a question.
Who is your favourite original? *Cough* I mean, what is your favourite colour?
Caroline: (annoyed) Seriously? It's blue.
*Cayden starts laughing*
Caroline: Is something wrong, dearest brother of mine?
Cayden: The hell it is, it's pink! The exact opposite of-
Caroline: Hey, big bro. I will punch you in the face if you don't keep quiet in the next minute...
Cayden: Aw! Did I upset the pretty pink princess?
James: Come on, man... She asked you to stop.
Cayden: (shocked) Dude, you're seriously doing this right now? Standing up for her?
Caroline: (annoyed) No, he isn't. I, on the other hand, want to-
-ride a horse. (Smirks evily at our audience)
Cayden: (Super duper mad) What?!
James: *glares at me* What she meant to say was... I want to-
-run away with Caroline, move into a cute little cottage and live the rest of my life in a fairytale, happily ever after while making love to your sister till my little heart gives out?
...
There's only one thing you guys need to understand. You can't answer questions when the answer relates to a spoiler. What happens between James and Caroline hasn't even been discussed in the book yet.
Cayden: (still mad) How many kids do you plan on having with him, Caroline?
Caroline: (Shocked) What?!
Lol... Yeah, you can see why you two are siblings.
James: (embarrassed) Can I have a lawyer by any chance? These questions are getting a little bit out of hand.
Only if you answer THIS question first.
Caroline: Why the hell are you even asking us that? We're not going to answer that, Cayden!
I'll answer it! *picks up the baby wrapped in blankets* James, Caroline... meet your baby girl, hope.
James: The hell? We never did the... the birds and the bees or whatever kids call it these days!
You didn't have to. I'm the author of this book, meaning I control everything.
Caroline: Hope? This isn't originals, Chanellé... You can't just name that thing after the girl in originals.
James: Are we even allowed to call it a thing?
No, it's a baby girl you idiots! Her name is also hope, I don't care what you guys say.
Caroline: I don't even want kids!
William: Ouch, Caroline... That's a little bit harsh, don't you think?
Caroline: Shut it, William! The grown ups are talking. Go back into your wimpy state of unconsciousness.
William: You can't be serious? We're having THAT conversation now?
Oh, if only this was a movie... I would be one rich mf now. Okay, last question is for... Cayden?
Cayden: *groans* Ask me anything, it can't possibly get any worse than my sister having a baby.
Caroline: I never had a baby!
Yeah, yeah! Whatever helps you sleep at night, princess. Anyway, it says,"Make Cayden do more fan services."
Cayden: I stand corrected, it got worse.
William: (confused) What does fan services mean?
It means that Cayden has to show some skin to get more people into reading his sad love story.
William: I still don't get it?
It means he has to remove his shirt, you idiot! The teenagers totally dig it. *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
Cayden: I already took my shirt off once, what more do you want from me?
Cayden, just do it. I really don't have the energy to argue with you right now.
*Cayden removes his shirt*
William: (grossed out) Oh my god... That's disgusting. What the hell am I looking at? Geezuz, put your shirt back on! For the love of all that is holy, cover yourse-
Cayden: Okay! That will be all, thank you William.
*stare at them weirdly*
Yeah... thanks for reading, I guess? Good night my fellow potatoes!
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