The last 100 days

Boybandz arent that gay (The prequel to the last 100 days)

to some, who are outsiders, the biggest day of harry's life woas the day he sang "isn't she lovley" to the people on x factor. Or maybe the day he joined 1 d. But that's wrong. The most important day was the day he met the only d he cares about. his chocolate dipped froxen banana on a stic, barkak. That wasn't that long agao, but their love is explosive and hot. Les go back a lil bit so we can watch as "History" (is a song by English-Irish . It was released on 6 November 2015 as the third and final single from their fifth studio album, (2015), as well as the band's final single before their hiatus announced in December 2015. "History" peaked at number six on the ) unfols.

It was booty-boot camp, as harry liked to call it. This was the part of the x factor where harry, looy, zmayn, leeroy and isle were all pu together to make one super huge amazing boy band to Win it All. Haooye, naive as he was, once beelived he was in love with looy. When he laid eyes on the brown flip of looys hair that so closley resembled a frozen poop smear, he wanted to fuck him harder than it was to sing isnt SHE loveley, bc hes actually super gay. He didnt want all the folks to kno bc it would ruin stuff. Looy made his heart beat fast. he liked looy alot.

One day, the boys were having a chat. Zamayn sais "boy bands are gay."

"Boybandz arent that gay" looy replied

Not as gay as me harry thought

"Not as gay as me" looy said

*collective gasp* "wwwwwwwwhhatttYT! Youre gaY?" harry stammered while trying to his his e·rec·tion

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Bc he knew his crush was gay as well. This mas him want to crush looys asshole with his dick. Lil did he know,, looy wante the same thing.

Larter that night, looy krept into herrys bedroom.

"Heryy... If you are looking for an adventure, get the peanut butter jar and meet me outsdie the big, stong, stoic, thick, old , ridged oak that seems as though it holds over a thousand years of beautiful memories carved into the tan layers of bark. K.

"Loooooooooooy?" harry called into the night. "Looy???" he called again. Harry was worried it was all a setup. He stumbled into the night. Looy had fallen asleep under the big, stong, stoic, thick, old , ridged oak that seems as though it holds over a thousand years of beautiful memories carved into the tan layers of bark with a frozen squirrel shoved up his ass bc hes kinky like that and he was treating himself after going on the victorias secret liquid diet clense.

Harrry was sad. Real sad. He decused to go take a walk around london-town. He ate the sex peanut putter tht was full of peanuts and old cum as he passed harrods. There in the window of that magical mall was a tall glass of chocolatey malk, all wrapped up in a red tie, looking at tiffanys jewlwey.

"Hes mine>" thought harrie as he pased him. "Im done with looie and his sex giblets and his big, stong, stoic, thick, old , ridged oak that seems as though it holds over a thousand years of beautiful memories carved into the tan layers of bark."

"H-hello," Harrystammered, grasping at any chance of recognition from this man.

"Hi," The man responded, "What do you want"

"Oh. nothing i guess."

"You dont know who i am???

"No,, i guess not."

"U guess alit of things dont you>"

"I guess..." harry said and then blushed

"Who are you?"

"You dont kno who I am???"

"Nope."

immediatley, mars rotated into place with venus and it was aligned with jupiter at a 90 degree angle, so their hearts were in sync. Withiug a word, they knew the refreshing feeling of not being known. they knew this, right here, was a love for the ages.

Harrie dropped his jar of sex peanut butter and the man dropped the homosensual scarf he was holding adn theu began wildly making out. The man shovedhis whole hand in harrys mouth and hary ate it like the submissive bitch that he his. He legitimatley ate a while hand. Take about power bottom, man what a whore. Anyways, while harry was whipping this man and whipping out his dick in hte middle of the tiffanys display, a voice called for something in the distance and the mysteripus man had gotten up and hidden harry under some handbags and ran away. Harry felt alone. He had had such a passipnate connection with this other man and didnt kno where he went. He looked down to find the most extra thinh he had ever seen. While he was being a man whore, this other man had legit tatooed his # and wikipedia description on harrys arm. It read

wow. Harrie was in love. His dick almost fell off in excitement.

Honolulu, he thot , maybe this man can give me organsms anD pineapples. What a HUNK. im goung to die out of sheer love 4 this man