When Life Gives You Tara, quickly run into your room, lock the door, shut the blinds, and jam yourself under the bed. If that doesn't keep her away...pretend to be gay. ----------- Tara Di Cola has been in love with Marco for as long as he could remember. She was the reason he moved to London with his dad during the high school years. But now he's back for college and he must prepare to meet Tara again. He only hopes she moved on from him. And if she hasn't moved on, he had the perfect plan to keep her away one and for all: Pretend to be gay. Simple, right? It's supposed to be. But as the course of his un-straight path unfolds, Marco might have been a teensy bit off about the master plan--running into his mother's tragic cries of not having grandchildren, his ex-girlfriends that still might have a grudge towards him, the best friend that strangely enough start to feel something for him too, his self-esteem as everything starts breaking down, and...Tara, the biggest problem of them all. PG-13 Romance/Comedy
