Quote #51 (Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity)

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P: "Where is your green card?"

Jo: "It's in my other stick."

*Jeff and Peanut look down*

P: "Did you know he had another stick?"

Je: "I had no idea."

P: "You know what that means?"

Je: "What?"

P: "That means that one comes out."

*Peanut looks again*

P: "Oh my god!"

Je: "What?"

P: "I-I-I thought it was just stuck up his ass."

Je: "What's wrong?"

P: "He doesn't have an ass! It's just a jalapeño!"

Jo: "On a stick."

P: "I know!"

Puppets: José and Peanut

And there's Jeff.

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