"He's an idiot."
"You're on a stick! Stick-cuh-cuh. Jeff-fuh-fuh. Ha ha ha! I have a question for Josie."
"My name is José."
"Oh, I'm sorry! I thought we were in America speaking freaking English. But I didn't see the little 'chk' over the E, which magically turns 'Josie' into freaking 'José'. And I didn't see the 'nyuh' over the N, which changes jalapeño into ha-la-peno. So the 'nyuh' over the N, and a 'chk' over the E, two keys I can never freaking find on a freaking keyboard. Apparently, it's a secret known only to the Mexicans."
Puppets: José and Peanut
