Description
Which of these two psychos is crazy enough to win a DEATH BATTLE!?
Interlude
Boomstick: If my ex-wives have taught me anything, it's that there's no real limit to crazy.
Wiz: Like Carnage, Marvel's dangerously insane psychopath.
Boomstick: Or Lucy, the messed up murder lady from Elfen Lied.
Wiz: Elfen "Lied", it's German.
Boomstick: Eh, whatever. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Carnage
Wiz: Y/n L/ndidn't have the chance to be a well-adjusted adult, because his entire family was already crazy. While Cletus was just a boy, his father got sent to jail for killing his mother.
Boomstick: Which he did because she had tried to kill Y/n.
Wiz: Which she did because Y/n had tortured and killed her dog, Fifi.
Boomstick: Well, go, Mrs. L/n! All dog murderers deserve death, even if they're eight, right, Jack Spaniels?
(A dog barks)
Boomstick: Good boy! Oh, and uh, Y/n murdered his grandma too, cause, eh, she was kind of a bitch.
Popup: Cletus currently believes his mother died protecting him from his father. However, his strong posthumous feelings for his mother may have caused false memory syndrome.
Wiz: He didn't stop there, and wound up burning down his own orphanage. Years later, he was finally arrested and convicted for eleven murders.
Boomstick: You mean, the eleven murders they knew about.
Wiz: But, while in prison, Y/n found that he wasn't alone. In fact, his cellmate just so happened to be Eddie Brock.
Boomstick: Who you may know as that creepy guy covered in black ink called Venom.
Wiz: That "ink" is actually a symbiotic alien known as a Klyntar. This "symbiote" bonded with Eddie, transforming him into a powerful and violent rival for the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
Boomstick: But what Eddie didn't know was... it was pregnant! Oh ho ho! Time to go out for cigarettes, Eddie.
Popup: The Klyntar were created by an evil deity to kill Celestials. They eventually became a noble species, but remain easily influenced by the personalities of their hosts.
Wiz: Well, symbiotes actually reproduce asexually. When Eddie became Venom once again, the symbiote sort of... oozed out its spawn, and left it there.
Boomstick: Just like me and my dad. Well, this new symbiote immediately attached itself to Y/n, but unlike the Venom one, it merged through a cut on his skin, creating this suit made out of blood. Eww, that doesn't seem sanitary.
Wiz: And together, they became... Carnage.
Boomstick: A fitting name for a psycho mass murderer. Y/n and his new symbiote quickly got up to what they knew best, creating maximum carnage, remember that game? It was great.
Popup: Unlike Venom, the Carnage symbiote shares a perfect union with Cletus. They rarely disagree with each other and therefore act as one being more consistently.
Wiz: And with his new superpowers, he was a vicious force to be reckoned with. He has the same superhuman strength, speed, and durability as Venom, and supposedly even greater, like a Venom 2.0.
