Genie: IM BAAAAACCCCKKKK AND BLACKER THAN EVER!!
Others: HOLY SHIT THE DEMON IS BACK!!
Tony and Clint: *tackle Genie with hugs* WE MISSED YOU SOOOO MUCH!!
Genie: I know! I'm gorgeous! *flips hair into face*
Ghostwriter: Yeah, gorgeous.
Genie: Shut up. Anyways, we have three dares!
Other: AWWW COME ON!!
Genie: But, since we already did one of those dares, we aren't going to do it. Sorry @werewolflover1234567
Others: YAY!!
Genie: First up is RandomNerd1234 and they dare Keith to push Lance down the stairs! Honestly, I thought Simon Snow and Baz from Carry On for a second.
Lance: *screeches and gets shoved down the stairs*
Keith: *shrugs and hugs plushie that was thrown*
Genie: .....okay then. Now PhoenixLightning wants you and Will to become besties!
Keith: *is sitting beside Will, Dip, Marco, Danny, and all of the other Ukes* But we are. All of us are despite our Semes not getting along.
Semes: *eying each other distrustfully*
Genie: Okay then! Please leave asks or dares in the comments! Thank you and good fucking night!
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*****BONUS: ITS CHRISTMAS BITCH!!*****
Genie: *is wearing cute Santa Dress with hat and boots* MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS YOU SHITS!!!
Everyone else: *is wearing equally as festive clothing* MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Genie: So! We-meaning Moi-decided to do Secret Santa!
Everybody: That idea was shit.
Genie: Fuck you too then. Bill, you're gift.
Bill: *opens gift to see demon blade* Holy shit whoever got a hold of this I fucking love you.
Genie: Who do you think got it for you?
Bill: *is in daze* H-what? Oh, uh, Will?
Will: *shakes head* No, but you were close!
Tyrone: I did.
Genie: How the hell did I know you got that for him? Anyways, Dipper you're turn.
Dipper: *gets a lifetime supply of his favorite candy* I think I might cry.
Genie: So who do you think got it for you?
Dip: Uhh......Thor?
Thor: Aye!
Genie: It wasn't hard though. Thor gets lifetime supplies of everything. Anyways! Tyrone! You're up!
Tyrone: *opens gift* Holy shit. *pulls out old first amulet* Who the hell got this for me? Loki, was it you?
Loki: It was not I.
Genie: It was me!!
Tyrone: I fucking love you, not as much as Will of course, but you know.
Genie: Sure. Anyways, Will your turn!
Will: *opens gift* *pulls out picture of his proposal that moves like in Harry Potter* Oh! I love it! *about to cry*
Genie: Who do you think got it for you?
Will: You did, of course!
Genie: Well, thank you in my faith in gift giving skills! And yes it was me! Onwards!
•••••Timeskips cause it's 2:00 am on Christmas and I'm fucking tired••••
*People+Gift=Secret Santa
Bill+demon blade=Tyrone
Dipper+lifetime supply of candy=Thor
Tyrone+old first amulet=Genie
Will+moving proposal photo=Genie
Tom+Another Bunny=Will
Marco+Karate Belt and movies=Dipper
Tony+a whole shitload of tech=Bucky
Stephen+new books on magic=Loki
Thor+a shit ton of pop tarts=Peter
Loki+Pictures of him and Thor as kids=Hiro
Steve+new paints and canvases=Dashi
Bucky+Pictures of him and Steve as kids=Bill
Dashi+new parts for Baymax=Tony
Hiro+more tech=Dipper
Sasuke+gift cards to anywhere=Stephen
Naruto+soft blanket=Ghostwriter
Ghostwriter+news multi colored pens and paper=Lance
Danny+books on astronomy=Naruto
Lance+pictures of him and Keith=Sasuke
Keith+plushie animals for days=Marco
Clint+Pictures of his kids, Pietro, and him=Steve
Pietro+Pictures of him and his sister=Wade
Peter+more science things=Pietro
Wade+books about fantasy=Clint*
Genie: Alright! Does everybody like their gift?!
Everybody: YES!! *or are too busy using their gift or crying*
Peter: Buuutttt!!!! We all have a gift for you!
Genie: Wait, seriously?! Guys, you didn't have to!
Stephen: We wanted to.
Genie: *takes gift box* *opens gift box* .......holy shit I think I might cry.
Wade: Don't cry! It's fine!
Genie: *pulls out penguin house socks with the grips, sequel to one of favorite books of all time, and a murder one person free without charge card* IM GONNA KILL THE PRES-!
Others: NO!
Genie: Fine. Sorry, FBI dudes who are probably watching my phone at this very second. I didn't really mean it. I'm not even over 18. So, yeah. But! I do get to kill somebody else!!
Dipper: We still probably shouldn't have given her that.
Tom: Yeah. Kind of a bad idea. But her eyes are sparkling!
Will: With insanity.
Genie: I love you guys! MERRY CHRISTMAS OR WHATEVER YOU CELEBRATE!! LEAVE ASKS OF DARES IN THE COMMENTS!! BYE!! *waves*
Others: HAPPY HOLIDAYS! *also waves*
🎅🤶🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!
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ASK OR DARE MY SHIPS BOOK TWO
Teen FictionHey!!! I'm back! With book two! Changes: Danny and Ghostwriter/Andrew Riter are ship now. And so are Tony and Stephen Strange. But don't worry, I have Stucky to save Steve from loneliness. So, just continue as if these were the original ships.
