thirty two. set jokes [texts]

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set jokes

Laura Harrier
[ laura ]

Mila Joseph
[ mila ]

Text Message
Fri, 24 Jul, 3:19 PM

laura
so uhhhhh
when was I being told

mila
the moment i know wtf ur talking about

laura
UHHHH
that you and tom are talking?????

mila
i'm mean it's not that big a thing fr

laura
say you're kidding
babbbbeeeeeeeee
he just showed me a couple texts
you guys are flirty as fuck

mila
ok one
y was he showing u our texts??

laura
because i didn't believe you guys were actually talking

mila
two...
we r not talking talking
like we talk but we're not talking

laura
you are so full of shit

mila
omg bitch wat r u on about

laura
you two talk to each other like you're desperate to get the other in bed
don't deny it!!

mila
ur insane
i'm busy af rn
no time for a relationship i'm afraid

laura
YOU'RE the one that's insane
babe weren't you saying how hot he is the other day

mila
um yes
but i'm also not looking for a relationship

laura
you know i could totally see you guys together
you're both like the same but like total opposites

mila
bc that def makes sense
thanks laura

laura
shut up oh my god
i don't know how to explain it

mila
babe i think it's honestly just wrong place wrong time wrong people u know?
like it's just not meant to b

laura
you're wrong but whatever
he mentioned u were anxious people thought u guys were dating
which i mean fair enough it's not looking good
even i thought you were in love
what i mean is, why are you so anxious if it's absolutely nothing

mila
look i know i'm doing good
13rw, stanger things 2, disney, all that
but i am nothing in comparison to tom holland
he's super big, probably one of the most in demand actors rn
and to be burdening him with smthn so silly, i feel like an annoying teenage girl clinging onto him a bit

laura
will you hate me if i tell you tom just saw those messages over my shoulder

mila
yeah hahah that's so funny
is this some kinda joke u guys have on set or smthn

laura
no mila fr

mila
laura i love u but i'm kinda not in the mood
i sound mean i'm so sorry i'm just anxious atm like u said

laura
ok he didn't see it over my shoulder
but i might have idk "accidentally" passed my phone to him...

mila
no pls tell me ur kidding
laura pls

laura
ok now i feel really bad
mila i'm sorry

mila
so ur completely serious?

laura
yes :/

mila
what did he say

laura
he's rushed off to another room to get his phone i think
idk he didn't say he just said he's off

mila
ahhhhhhhh
laura what should i do

laura
mila i'm so so sorry
um
i think just be honest
that might be your best strategy tbh

mila
i feel like this is just another thing i've burdened him with
'cheer the teenage girl up bc she's insecure she's not as big an actor as u'
and i'm not even a teenage girl, i hate this

laura
you know tom's actually really nice
he does not mind one bit, he's so relaxed

mila
he is nice isn't he
but that doesn't really change things

laura
i think you're underestimating him, or maybe overestimating
i think he really likes you
he wouldn't have mentioned you to me otherwise, don't you think?

mila
idk, maybe i'm just being overly anxious

laura
you so are

mila
tom's just text me

laura
what did he say

mila
hey

laura
hey?

mila
what do i respond
he probably knows i know

laura
ok stop for a second
hey kinda sounds like he likes you

mila
ur kidding right

laura
noooooo

mila
it's hey

laura
but in this situation
it's just so casual
like he's really comfortable with you

mila
u r so weird

laura
but you love me xoxox

mila
i do
i'm gonna respond

laura
ok
tell me everything after!!!

mila
we'll see
luv u


authors note
hi i know i know i know
this is my first time properly updating in over a year
and i'm so so sorry
i hate this story
i hate this plot
i wish more than anything i could rewrite it entirely
but i'm not going to
i'll try a bit more, i promise
i adore anyone who's stuck with this piece of shit for more than two seconds
thank u, luv u allxxxx
belle

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