*Ralsei walks in, smiling with a dorky grin*
Me : So Ralsei? Who's your crush?
Ralsei : Oh, I don't really have one!
Heal : Okay, I trust you wouldn't lie. Next!
*Ralsei leaves, Kris comes in*
Heal : Kris? You?
Kris : .....
*Kris does the thumbs down sign*
Heal : No one then! I believe you, ahaha!
Heal : Undertale! Come on!
*Undertale characters come in*
Heal : FRIIIISKKKKAYYY ~
Frisk : *sigh* Frisk.
Heal : Yeah, yeah, let's go!!
*grabs Frisk and drags her to the Undertale place, which is a combination of Ruins, Snowdin, Waterfall, and Hotland*
Heal : Geez you're so light! Now tell me your crush pleeeease?
Frisk : O////O N-No!
Heal : Fine then. SAAAANS FRISK LOAF-
*Frisk clamps hand over my mouth*
Frisk : Yes, Sans.
Heal : So you finally admit it? Yay! *clap clap*
Heal : Sans! Your turn!
*Sans walks in, slumping*
Heal : Stand tall, Sans! Now who is your crush?
Heal : *waiting for the word Frisk*
Sans : Fri-
Heal : YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS *fangirl attack*
Sans : I'm just gonna go now.....please take care of that, Paps. *points at Heal*
Papyrus : OKAY!
Heal : *calms down* Ah, Papy, crush?
Papyrus : METTATON
Heal : METTATON GET YOUR GLITTERY CALCULATOR ASS IN HERE NOW
Mettaton : Don't address to me as such!
Heal : Eh, whatever. Crush?
Mettaton : *robotic blush* Papyrus darl-
*Sans jumps into room with bad time eye*
Sans : DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY BROTHER YOU-
Frisk : *pats Sans' head* Shhh....calm.....
Sans : *calms down but then starts blushing*
Heal : Get outta here. Asgore?
*Asgore comes in*
Heal : Who's your crush?
Asgore : I don't have one.
Heal : *jumps on suddenly appearing table*
Heal : NO IT'S TORIEL CAUSE I'M THE AUTHOR AND I CAN DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT!
Asgore : I said no one cause we're married.....
Heal : Oh....Ehehe.....Toriel, come in?
*Toriel walks in*
Toriel : I presume Asgore told you of our marriage?
Heal : Ah yes! Why'd I call you in? Alphys!
*Toriel and Asgore leave as Alphys comes in*
Heal : Now Alphys? Who's your crush?
*Alphys covers blushing face with hands*
Heal : Alphys, I fucking control this book you're in. Now tell.
Alphys : W-what?
Heal : I was coughing. Now tell.
Alphys : Th-the unk-
Heal : Your actual crush, Alphys.
Alphys : U-Undyne....*blush attack*
Heal : Was that so hard?
Alphys : Y-YES!
*Alphys runs away, Undyne walks in*
Undyne : What's her problem? Geez.
Heal : Never mind that? Now who's your crush?
Undyne : *cute blushy face*
Undyne : Alphys.....
Heal : Yea, I believe that's everyone now! Thanks for reading, sorry it took so long to make! See you next time!
All characters : Bye!
All characters : STOP COPYING ME!
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