*Ralsei walks in, smiling with a dorky grin*

Me : So Ralsei? Who's your crush?

Ralsei : Oh, I don't really have one!

Heal : Okay, I trust you wouldn't lie. Next!

*Ralsei leaves, Kris comes in*

Heal : Kris? You?

Kris : .....

*Kris does the thumbs down sign*

Heal : No one then! I believe you, ahaha!

Heal : Undertale! Come on!

*Undertale characters come in*

Heal : FRIIIISKKKKAYYY ~

Frisk : *sigh* Frisk.

Heal : Yeah, yeah, let's go!!

*grabs Frisk and drags her to the Undertale place, which is a combination of Ruins, Snowdin, Waterfall, and Hotland*

Heal : Geez you're so light! Now tell me your crush pleeeease?

Frisk : O////O N-No!

Heal : Fine then. SAAAANS FRISK LOAF-

*Frisk clamps hand over my mouth*

Frisk : Yes, Sans.

Heal : So you finally admit it? Yay! *clap clap*

Heal : Sans! Your turn!

*Sans walks in, slumping*

Heal : Stand tall, Sans! Now who is your crush?

Heal : *waiting for the word Frisk*

Sans : Fri-

Heal : YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS *fangirl attack*

Sans : I'm just gonna go now.....please take care of that, Paps. *points at Heal*

Papyrus : OKAY!

Heal : *calms down* Ah, Papy, crush?

Papyrus : METTATON

Heal : METTATON GET YOUR GLITTERY CALCULATOR ASS IN HERE NOW

Mettaton : Don't address to me as such!

Heal : Eh, whatever. Crush?

Mettaton : *robotic blush* Papyrus darl-

*Sans jumps into room with bad time eye*

Sans : DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY BROTHER YOU-

Frisk : *pats Sans' head* Shhh....calm.....

Sans : *calms down but then starts blushing*

Heal : Get outta here. Asgore?

*Asgore comes in*

Heal : Who's your crush?

Asgore : I don't have one.

Heal : *jumps on suddenly appearing table*

Heal : NO IT'S TORIEL CAUSE I'M THE AUTHOR AND I CAN DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT!

Asgore : I said no one cause we're married.....

Heal : Oh....Ehehe.....Toriel, come in?

*Toriel walks in*

Toriel : I presume Asgore told you of our marriage?

Heal : Ah yes! Why'd I call you in? Alphys!

*Toriel and Asgore leave as Alphys comes in*

Heal : Now Alphys? Who's your crush?

*Alphys covers blushing face with hands*

Heal : Alphys, I fucking control this book you're in. Now tell.

Alphys : W-what?

Heal : I was coughing. Now tell.

Alphys : Th-the unk-

Heal : Your actual crush, Alphys.

Alphys : U-Undyne....*blush attack*

Heal : Was that so hard?

Alphys : Y-YES!

*Alphys runs away, Undyne walks in*

Undyne : What's her problem? Geez.

Heal : Never mind that? Now who's your crush?

Undyne : *cute blushy face*

Undyne : Alphys.....

Heal : Yea, I believe that's everyone now! Thanks for reading, sorry it took so long to make! See you next time!

All characters : Bye!

All characters : STOP COPYING ME!

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