So recently you've noticed that a lot of you guys property has been disappearing, so everyday you lose something and go into one of their rooms and look for it, if you found it you would leave it there and take something back like a pair of shoes you'd only take one of them so they could look for the other, but you'd never find anything in their rooms, so you wouldn't take anything either. today Hyunjin's headset went missing along with your and Felix's matching derp shirts.
*1 hour later*
'HYUNG!?.' - Hyunjin
'Who is he calling?.' - Minho
'Hes calling his hyung so obviously its not me.' - Jeongin
'No shit Sherlock.'
'I'll go check on him.' - Minho
'HYUNG WHERES MY HEADSET!.' - Hyunjin
'I don't know and WHY ARE YOU YELLING.' - Minho
'Yah this isn't funny, those were expensive.' - Hyunjin
By this time he was a whining mess standing in the middle of the living room. (its weird that all the loud events happen in the living room lmao).
'I was expensive too you know.' - Han
'Wtf.'
'Do you know how much my mum had to pay for labour??.' - Han
'LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OTHERWISE YOU WOULD'VE STAYED UP HER--'
Before you could finish your sentence Chan slapped the back of your head.
'What did i doooooooooo??.'
'Don't talk to your oppa like that.' - Chan
'hes not my oppa.'
'How do you know that?.' - Han
'I know because Hyunjin has more balls than you.'
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'OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.' - Felix
'I appreciate the compliment.' - Hyunjin
'OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.' - Felix
'BUT, that doesn't change the fact that i LOST MY HEADSET!.' - Hyunjin
'.....................................My pride is gone.....' - Han
'What pride in the first place?.' - Woojin
'OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DID NOT EXPECT THAT OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!.' - Aussie line + you
From the corner of your eye you saw Seungmin sneak off somewhere so you slithered your way to wherever he was going to, even if it was hel- I'm joking.
'Seungmin.'
(You were in his and Felix's room).
'y/n what are you doing here?.' - Seungmin
'I can ask you the same thing.'
'This is my room.' - Seungmin
'And Felix's.'
'Whatever' - Seungmin
'Your taking all the stuff aren't you?.'
'Well done.' - Seungmin
'Seungmin.'
'yes.' - Seungmin
'I promise i wont tell any of them that it was you.'
'What do you want?.' - Seungmin
'I want my derp shirt.'
'That's it, what about the rest?.' - Seungmin
'Fuck the rest just give me my derp shirt AND Felix's.'
'Felix's?.' - Seungmin
'Yes, now hurry!.'
He gave you the shirts and you went to walk out but then Seungmin asked you a question. WHAT QUESTION MIGHT THAT BE YOU ASK, WELL..
'Why do you want Felix's shirt?.' - Seungmin
'Because 2 can play at your shitty game.'
'So can i.' - Changbin
'Give me Hyunjin's headset, so when he finds out i took it, he wont kill me.' - Changbin
'So smart.'
'I know.' - Changbin
'Fuck you.'
'That's Hyunjin's job.' - Seungmin
'Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww no stop.'
1 week has passed and Seungmin put everyone's stuff back in their rooms, Changbin gave Hyunjin his headset back and Hyunjin is hugging him like there's no tomorrow.
'HOW BOUT YOU FUCKING MARRY HIM HYUNJIN?!.'
'Gladly.' - Hyunjin
'Fine. Then I'll marry Felix.'
'What-' - Hyunjin
'FELIX!.'
'YES.' - Felix
'I FOUND YOUR SHIRT.'
'I LOVE YOU.' - Felix
'I LOVE YOU TOO.'
'ARE WE GOING TO GET MARRIED NOW?!.' - Felix
'YES.'
'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.' - Hyunjin
'Shut the fuck up and let us be.'
You and Felix cuddled for the whole day.
So did Hyunjin and Changbin.
And we all lived happily ever after.
Except Han the squirrel who was eaten by the kangaroo and the maknae who was attacked by Woojin and Minho last week because he said the ''V'' word.
