Hard To See (Gawsten)

how to not die

15 Ways To Not Die:

1: When moving around the house, avoid noisy parts of the floor.

2: Mama is not a safe person.

3: When being hunted, hide in the bathroom sink cabinet.

4: When being chased, avoid the hard floors- they hurt more when you fall.

5: Teachers are not safe people, they either don't believe you or they call the police. Getting him in trouble is only going to make him madder.

6: In the future, the dresser might be moveable- you can barricade your door.

7: Don't go near the cat if he's chasing you, he might hurt her.

8: Friends are not safe people, they don't know how to handle it.

9: Being loud anytime between 3pm to 7am is a bad idea.

10: Keep bandages stocked under the bathroom sink.

11: Keep a jacket in a large plastic bag in the hedge so that you can keep warm when he locks you out.

12: Never look him in the eye.

13: Don't ask for things when he's around.

14: If bleeding, apply pressure and don't let go.

15: Never go to sleep first.

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