Robert Malkovich is a stunning, porky and brave computer programmer from the hood. His life is going nowhere until he meets Nadine DeVito, a slender, podgy woman with a passion for star gazing.
Robert takes an instant disliking to Nadine and the violent and stupid ways she learnt during her years in the city.
However, when a ghost tries to shoot Robert, Nadine springs to the rescue. Robert begins to notices that Nadine is actually rather adorable at heart.
But, the pressures of Nadine's job as a author leave her blind to Robert's affections and Robert takes up stamp collecting to try an distract herself.
Finally, when predatory swordsman, Annie Pitt, threatens to come between them, Nadine has to act fast. But will they ever find the sensational love that they deserve?
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I Used A Short Story Generator
RandomIn short, I used a free online story generator which I'm pretty sure is just a worse Mad-lib. Anyway, Heres what it gave me. None of them make sense but they're all hilarious.
