Ship 5

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Hey guys Its me again!

Am: Yea!
Ro: What's the next ship?
Sh: I am scared now.

Well, I have two ships today!

Dr. E: Who?
So: Hulu hoop! You need to lose some weight!
Sil: ( laughing so hard, he falls on the ground) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!!!!!!!
Bl: ( rolls her eyes) Sil, please stop.
Sil: I.....I........I'm trying! It.....it...it's no use!
Co: Oh brother.......
Ta: What is the ship?
Kn: Please not me!

No, Kn, not you......

Kn: Yes!

Yet.

Kn: Dang it!
Es: So what's the next ship?

Hang on, let me open it up....... uhh.... OH COME ON! NOT A ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!!!

So: Another what?
Ta: Probably a gay couple!
Sil: The horror!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sh: Lets get it over with...... who is it?

Ain't gonna to read it!

El: I will. ( opens the note) Its........ Shadspio.
Kn: Huh?
Ro: What shop is that?
El: Umm........ Shadow and........
Bl: Who?
El: ........ Espio? ( chuckles weakly)
Es: ( turns pale, disappears)....................
Sh: ( turns red with fury)............
Ro: Uh no............
So: Its gonna blow!!

* dives behind a couch* Since I'm human, I can't survive the blast, so.... i am going to be under here...... if you need me..... I am not here
Sh : Cream........ Elsa....... girls..... cover your ears.
Girls: ( shut their ears )......
Dr. E: ( grabs his earplugs)...........
Sh:( breathes in).........
So: ( winces) Here it comes......
Sh:  WHAT THE FLIPPING (word) OF THE ( word) THAT PEOPLE WOULD ( word) SHIP ME WITH ( word) (word) (word) (word) ESPIO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WE ARE JUST (word) ACQUAINTANCES ( word) YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sil: Is he done yet?
So: Nope.
Ta: He's just getting started.......
               
               ( 5 hours later)

Ugh! Shadow! You can stop now!

Cr: My ears hurt!
Bl: I can't hear out of my left ear...
El: What do you say?
Ro: Ugh....... headache........
Kn: I think my hands turned purple for holding them in one spot for 5 hours....
Ta: Actually, 5 hours, 10 mins, and 48 seconds.
Co: And counting.
So: " flatly" Thanks for the update.
Bl: Hey. Where's Espio?
Miss. V: In the bathroom, throwing up.
Dr. E: STILL?!?!?!?
Am: I would be too if they shop me with ugh, Scrouge!
So: We don't speak of that pervert.
Co: I thought he was with Fiona?
Ro: Yea well, she's as annoying and mean as ( word) as well.
Sap: Not as bad as Miss Naked Butt over here!
Sa: EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!?!
Am: Round 5, ding!
Ta: More like 3,648,938,738,873,261,739......
Kn: Okay, please just shut up.
Ta: Just saying!

The whole point of this people is that Espio and Shadow will never be a couple.

Sh: YOU THINK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
El/ Sil: Oh not again........

Why did I say that? Well, before we go, I better give this a rating.

Sh: A (word) -0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Bl: Oh my word.......

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