Me: FREDDY!
Freddy: hm yes
Me and Oscar: do you like bonnie?
Freddy: n-no (blushes) o-ok maybe like allot
Me: Ok thx
Freddy: b-bye
Me: BONNIE!
Bonnie: yes
Me: do you like freddy?
Bonnie: (blushes) y-yes
Me: FREDDY, BONNIE LIKES YOU!
Freddy: WHAT!
Bonnie: (melts in embarrassment) s-sorry b-boss
Freddy: (trying to hide the fact that he likes bonnie) how dare you
Bonnie: b-boss I am s-so sorry please forgive me (melts) (again)
Freddy: I'm sorry i-i can't be mad at you I do l-l-like you
Bonnie: thank you b-boss (unmelts)
Freddy: (gives me the death stare)
Me: s-sorry don't kill me p-please
Freddy: (puts shock collar on me) there, good luck fucking with people now (test shock)
Me: (twitching) ow that was what I deserved (cough)
Freddy: deal with it!!!!!!!
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Me: (still with the shock collar on) FML bye hope you enjoyed and remember, don't die :P
