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U r a wizard Harry

— You're a wizard, Harry.

— I'm a WHAT!?!

— Harry, you're a wizard.

— I'm a WHAT?!

— A wizard, Harry

— I'm a WIZARD?!

— Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

— But, I'm just Harry!

— Well "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

— But, I'm just Harry!

— No, "Just Harry" you are a wizard!

— Listen here, Hagrid I'm just Harry!

— NO! Harry! You are a wizard!

— I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

— Listen Harry, you're a wizard!

— No, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

— Harry, for God's Sake, you're a wizard!

— a WIZARD!? I'm just Harry !

— Nooo "Just Harry". You're a wizard.

— I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

— Nooooo "Just Harry". You are a wizard.

— I'm not a wizard, Hagrid.

— HARRY! You are a wizard!

— Listen here, Hagrid, you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD !

— For God's Sake, Harry, what is with this language!? You're a FUCKING WIZARD !

— I don't give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY BASTARD ! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

— Listen, Harry. You're going to go to Hogwarts and do SPELLLS AND SHIT and you're gonna be FUCKING PLEASED about it!

— I don't WANT to do your FUCKING SPELLS you BASKET-CASE ! ...Stick it up your FUCKING DICK-HOLE!

— My FUCKING WHAT!?!?

— HAGRID yer' pushing me over the FUCKING LINE !

— No, I'm not. You are a wizard! You're gonna go to Hogwarts, you're gonna do spells, you get a wand, you get a fucking owl, it'll deliver your mail, DEAL WITH IT! Ya TWAT

— I'M GONNA FUCKEN PUT MAH DICK IN THE OWL!!

— I did that when I was younger and that was a bad move, you are a wizard...

— I'm a WHAT!?

— YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY FOR FUCK'S SAKE LISTEN TO MEH

— Hagrid, I've been through this, I don't give a BLOODY FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!

— This is NOT negotiable! You come with me, you SPECCY BOWL-HAIRED CUT FUCK SMALL DICK SKINNY CUNT EAT MORE WANKER

— I'LL FUCKEN SET YER' BEAR ON FIRE!

— MON' THEN YA' LITTLE SPECCY CUNT SQUARE-GO LIKE'

— I'LL FUCKEN BURST YE'!

— Right you, ya' little wank stain. If you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to Hogwarts. You'll get a wand, you'll get an owl that'll deliver your SHITEY MAIL and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it ya' ch-shhh chhh ch-shhh chinky.