Serena: so like... why are so many people here afraid of boobs?? boobs are nice
Zack: Because you can't spell boobs without boo
Serena: shit you're right that is scary
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Alyna: what if sex toys were alive in Toy Story
Phil: Please stop
Alyna:
Alyna, singing: You got a friend IN me
Phil: And we were all having a good day
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Zack: On a scale from "fre sha vaca do" and "I won't hesitate bitch," how are you feeling?
Phil: I'm in between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "road work ahead"
Smiley: I speak many languages, and this is not one of them
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Serena: fucking shut up im trying to complete the ritual
Serena: thank you, snakes are gay now
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Phil to Smiley: You may have history with her, but you’ve got chemistry with me.
Phred: ??? School’s been out for eight years where’d you get schedules lmao-
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Serena: Well, I got good news, and i got bad news
Smiley: Good news first
Serena: Well the airbags in Phil's car works perfectly-
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Phil: ive never had a real friend before
Smiley: I can be your friend!
Phil:
Phil: Ive also never had a girlfriend before
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Alyna: Are you a dom or a sub
Smiley: I love Dominos and Subway but it really just depends on the night and what I’m feeling
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Phred: Beyond excited to announce that I’m giving up! I’m so grateful for this opportunity and can’t wait to see where this decision takes me
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Phred: yes
Phred: *yea
Phred: almost broke my cool and casual façade
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Zack: too many fucking degrees outside
Phred: yeah fuck those college kids
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Alyna: yall ever say something in a conversation and it physically feels like you just chose the incorrect dialogue option in a visual novel
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Phred: Ha! Look at this loser, cant even tie her own shoes!
Alyna: I cant tie my shoez but I can fuck your bitch
(In relation to Alynas recent... questionable actions)
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Phred: Something bad happened
Phil: I love that I never get a moment of peace
Phil: No seriously, I'm not being sarcastic, i get bored easily, whats up
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Zack: would you date a guy shorter than you?
Serena: no?
Phil: dont you think thats kind of shallow?
Serena: I'm a lesbian, Phil
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Smiley: we should great others the way we want to be treated
Alyna: Killed without hesitation?
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FanfictionRS Headcannons: Sexuality- Phil: Straight Smiley: Pan Phred: Pan Zack: Bi - More headcannons -Smiley has a lot of confidence in herself, but gets hurt by mean words. Got wholesome gay energy, but hella straight for the only one that matters -Phils d...
