Phil: Are you copying my answers?
Alyna: No! I'm just comparing your answers to the one's I'm about to write
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Phil: *breaths*
Alyna, vaping into Phreds mouth wearing Thrasher with their hands up his shirt: You wanna say that again, twink?
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Zack: This is the worst day ever
Smiley: Is it because we're being chased by armed Aliens?
Zack: no it's a little humid- YES ITS BECAUSE WE'RE BEING CHASED BY ARMED ALIENS
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Smiley: Are you okay?
Alyna, trying out coffins: Why do you ask?
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Serena: The Straights™ are my arch nemesis
Phil: I thought I was your arch nemesis
Serena: I have a life outside of you, Phil
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Phil: about a month ago me and Smiley slept together
Literally everyone: And?
Phil: I thought you'd be more surprised
Literally everyone, in a shocked voice: And?!
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Alyna: At least I'm gonna die something I love.
Smiley: And that is...?
Alyna: Dying
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Alyna: Phred, are you a painting?
Phred: ... No, why?
Alyna: cause I'd like to nail you on my wall ;)))))))))))
Phil: Oh thank God, I thought you were gonna say that you wanted to hang him
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Serena: Phil look, it's the good kush!
Phil: This is the dollar store, how good can it be
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Zack: *reached to steal a chip from alynas bag of chips*
Alyna, from the other room: STEP THE FUCK AWAY
(True story,, it just happened)
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Smiley: Why are people so obsessed with top and bottom?? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.
Phil:
Zack:
Phred:
Zack: I'm gonna tell her
Phil: Don't you dare.
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Serena: It seems like bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Phil: Serena, you don't have bad luck, the reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass
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Zack: Why is Smiley on the counter?
Phil: She likes to be tall
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Zack: Should you be in bed right now?
Serena: I should be a lot of things, but I live to disappoint
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Zack: would you slap your lover in the face for two million dollars?
Smiley: I would roundhouse kick Phil in the face for free.
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Smiley: oh, fiddlesticks
Phred: look, I know this is a tense situation, but watch the fucking language.
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Smiley: I forbid you to walk another step down these stairs!
Phil:...Alright
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FanfictionRS Headcannons: Sexuality- Phil: Straight Smiley: Pan Phred: Pan Zack: Bi - More headcannons -Smiley has a lot of confidence in herself, but gets hurt by mean words. Got wholesome gay energy, but hella straight for the only one that matters -Phils d...
