Smiley: wElcoME tO My KItchen! w e hAVe BANanIeS aNd avIcAdieS!
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*phone rings*
Smiley: Everyone, shut up!
Smiley: Hey Mom.
Serena: *sings loudly into phone*
Phred: Pass the weed!
Zack: SMILEY PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!
Phil: Who brought the vodka?
Alyna: Come back to bed, Smiley...
Alyna: *Makes various sex noises*
Smiley: *hangs up* I fucking hate all of you.
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Smiley: All fashion advice for short guys is aimed at making them look taller. What if I just want to look sluttier?
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Alyna: Do you smell that?
Phred: What?
Alyna: I think it's upsexy.
Phred: What's upsexy?
Alyna: Not much, you?
Phred: ...
Phred: ..wait
Phred: gET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-
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Smiley: So, how'd you and Phred meet?
Alyna: We were both at school and we accidentally ran into each other. He dropped his books.
Smiley: Awww
Alyna: And then I saw his ass and I was like DAMN!
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*In Smiley's Room*
Serena: Why are you braiding your hair?
Smiley: Why do you ask so many questions?
Alyna: Why do we exist?
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Smiley: *talking to Siri* Siri, call dad.
Siri: cALlinG daDDy
Smiley: Fuck wrong dad-
Phil: Hello?
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*Everyone Having dinner together*
Zack: The steak is a little tough
Serena: So is life, and then you die
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FanfictionRS Headcannons: Sexuality- Phil: Straight Smiley: Pan Phred: Pan Zack: Bi - More headcannons -Smiley has a lot of confidence in herself, but gets hurt by mean words. Got wholesome gay energy, but hella straight for the only one that matters -Phils d...
