RECAP:
Aaliyah: Laneey, are you really going to rape Kyle??
Laneey: Yes. *randomly gets up off of Kyle, somehow picks him up bridal style, and carries him off somewhere*
Everyone else: . . . *thinking* Is she actually going to rape him?!?
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Aaliyah: LANEEY, IF YOU RAPE THAT POOR LITTLE CHILD, I WON'T HESITATE TO CALL THE COPS ON YOU THIS TIME!!!!!!!
*raping sound*
*raping sound*
*raping sound*
Stan: WHAT THE FUCK?!? YOU DIDN'T TELL US THAT SHE WAS A RAPIST!!!!!!
Aaliyah: Well, she's never really taken it this far as to actually rape the poor soul... The only person I'd thought that she'd ever full-on rape was Eminem... Hmm...
Taylor and Cartman: *still laughing their asses off*
Kenny: *wishing he was Kyle*
Butters: *holding Kenny in fear he might be next to get raped*
Harry: I'm kind of afraid of that girl, now...
Louis: *doesn't even know what's going on because he's been in the kitchen in search of carrots the entire time*
Niall, Zayn, and Liam: *too much in shock to say anything regarding the situation*
*even more intense sounding raping sounds*
Kyle: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!
Stan: DON'T WORRY, KYLE, I'M COMING!!!!!!!
Aaliyah: I'll come too just in case she tries to rape you, as well.
Stan and Aaliyah: *head off in the direction that Laneey went, which was upstairs*
Everyone else: *follow them*
Stan: *finds Kyle's adorable little light blue shirt on the ground in the middle of the hallway* OH MY GOD, SHE'S ACTUALLY RAPING HIM!!!!
Kyle: *heard softly crying from an area called Laneey's room*
Stan: *bursts through Laneey's bedroom door* KYLE?!? *sees Kyle curled up in a ball in the corner with no shirt present while Laneey is nowhere to be seen* KYLE, ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!? *runs to Kyle's side*
Kyle: Well, aside from the fact that I've almost just been raped... I'M DOIN' JUST SWELL!! *sarcasm lacing that fabulous voice a his*
Stan: So, she didn't rape you??
Kyle: No, but it sure seemed like she was going to...
Laneey: *jumps onto Niall's back from a dark corner of her ceiling where she was somehow hiding*
Niall: AHHHH!!!!
Butters: Aww, are you gonna rape us?? :'(
Laneey: *takes a plastic knife and pretends to slit Niall's throat*
Niall: *pretends to fall over dead*
Laneey: Let the games begin, bitch.
Everyone else: O_o :O
Laneey: *grabs Kyle's hand and sprints out the room, shouting for Aaliyah and Stan to follow*
Laneey, Kyle, Aaliyah, and Stan: *hide in a random closet*
Aaliyah: Laneey, I seriously question your sanity sometimes...
Laneey: Don't even worry about it.
