Baldi: Alright so let's start the day with a few simple math problems.
Baldi: Okay so here's one,um, it's a bully has 19 bottles of Dish soap and he gives a-
Dane: Wait why does the bully has so much soap in the first place?
Bully: Mind your business Dane! Why are you worrying about it? It's my life! DAMN!
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Baldi: Are y'all done? Alright so let me finish up my problem please? Okay, so it's a bully has 19 bottles of dish soap and gives Arts and Crafters 6, how many fish soaps will he have-
Bully: 6?! I'm not even giving her one! She ain't pitching for non of- Hey Arts!
Arts: ???
Bully: Step your @ss back!
Baldi: Hey Bully!! Give her the dish soap!!! It's in the problem!
Bully: I can give her some! Cause I've seen her picking her nose earlier!
Arts: *quietly* I-I don't even h-h-have a n-nose......or fingers......or h-hands.....
Bully: *doesn't hear* Yeah I've seen that Arts! You ain't slick! DISGUSTING. So get your hand over here and get some soap.
(The End. That was also shown on video tape. Requested by Blazcklight.)
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Stagetime! (A Baldi's basics in education and learning quote scenario book.)
HumorBaldi and the gang decided to get a stage in the cafeteria to perform plays on. This book contains all the plays they do. So come one, come all to the schoolhouse to watch students and faculty alike perform quotes from across tge internet.
