(The setting is in a classroom and everyone is gathered around a broken "you can think" you pad.)
Principal: So......who broke it?......I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
(Silence.)
...
Arts: I d-did...I b-broke-
Principal: Nope, no you didn't. It's a bully?
Bully: Well, don't look at me!...Look at Dane.
Dane: what? I didn't break it!
Bully: huh. That's weird, how did you even know that it was broken?
Dane: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
Bully: suspicious.
Dane: No, it's not-
Prize: if it matters, probably not, but, Playtime was the last one to use it.
Play: Liar! I didn't even use that poop today?
Prize: oh really? Then what were you doing by the pad earlier today?
Play: I used the pads wires to repair my jumprope. Everyone knows that, First Prize!
Arts: okay o-okay, let's not f-f-fight I broke it, l-let me p-p-pay for it, p-prince.
Principal: No! Who broke it?!
(Silence.)
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Dane: Prince. Baldi has been awfully quiet-
Baldi: REALLY?
Dane: Yes really!
Everyone: *bickers*
Sweeps: (outta the crowd thinking to himself.) I broke it. I used it as a sponge and I fizzled out. I predict ten minuets from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
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Sweeps: (still thinking to himself.) Good. It's was getting a little chummy in here anyways.
(The End!)
YOU ARE READING
Stagetime! (A Baldi's basics in education and learning quote scenario book.)
HumorBaldi and the gang decided to get a stage in the cafeteria to perform plays on. This book contains all the plays they do. So come one, come all to the schoolhouse to watch students and faculty alike perform quotes from across tge internet.
