So I see ALOT of these things on Wattpad...and decide to do one too. Yep. You're gonna see weird shit in here. Brace yourselves for a hellhole of puns, late-nights, and other crap.
So my family has had this paper shredder for a while and we kept the box. Which is in our living room. I just saw the lid of it and it has a brief description of the shredder's job- in English and in French. The English one is "Straight cut shredder" and the French one is literally "Destructeur". Destructor. What a fantastic time to be alive.
16:28
I just realised that pronouncing "Trench quote" has the same sound as pronouncing "Trench Coat" this is the reason I love puns.
17:56(A/N: this happenedat 4 something but I just got home so yee)
So my mum and I had gone to the optometrist's to collect my glasses as my optometrist was done replacing the lenses. On the way there this happened between my mum and I:
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My mum: *smells grass that had just been cut* The sun smells great!!
Me: THAT'S THE DAMN GRASS
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Yeah so my only feeling was this:
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Mother why are you like this. (I love her weirdness)
