Overdone Book Titles

Mate To Anyone

Give me a moment...

*turns around and screams for a minute straight before turning around, composing themselves and forcing a smile

Oh, child.

Please, please please.

Stop this.

You...

AAAAAAAAAAAA

So, we all know the story line by simply glancing the title.

We all know it.

Doesn't take much imagination.

So, beautiful girl, omega

or what ever the bottom of the wolf pack caste system thing is

i DoNt kNoW i DoNt ReAd tWiLiGhT oR wHaTeVeR hAs ThE wOLf PaCkS iN

She's beaten up by the other members of the pack, including parents if they're still alive

or if they are dead it's all

Tragic death of the only people who ever cared about her yada yada yada blah blah blah sob sob cry cry

Like hun.

No.

Stop.

And suddenly once the mating ritual time things comes around

Once again I don't know shit about how they find whoever their mate is.

Turns out they don't have a fek fiking mate or something!?!?!?

BOI?!?!?!

THIS PLOT

IS AS OVERUSED

AS 'THE DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK' EXCUSE

Mate to anyone....

Oh honey there are many people with dirty minds out there including me who can make dirty jokes out of this title for days.

(A/N: Dedicated to xsqueepx for recommending this title! <3 and also update two days in a row! I've finally got off my lazy ass and done things! Yay!)