Overdone Book Titles

Soulmates

*inhales deeply*

*exhales*

Here.

We.

Fucking.

Go.

Ugh, WHY?!?!?!

This is more over used than the phrase 'what the fuck?!'

I MEAN COME ON PEOPLE....

You want to make your story stand out?

Then don't use that title.

That had been used.

By thousands of people.

What sets your story apart from all of the others on this site???

THE ANSWER IS:

NOTHING.

IF YOU CANT BE BOTHERED TO USE YOUR TEENY TINY BRAIN TO COME UP WITH AN ORIGINAL TITLE THEN WHY SHOULD THE ACTUAL STORY BE ORIGINAL?!?!!!

My point is:

If you can't come up with an original title, which is far less effort than actually writing the story, the story can't be that original, can it?

Using an overused title just shows a lack of creativity and dedication to your writing.

Nobody is going to want to read it!!!

AND WE CAN ALL JUST TELL WE ARE IN FOR THE MOST CRINGEWORTHY CLICHE STORY THERE IS.

Most descriptions go like this:

Super shy Cyan Galaxy was nevr noticed by anywone. She was probly depresed (idk) but then she catchs bad boy Lucas Hotboys eye. Wil they fall in love or no? Read 2 find out!

(Plz raed it's my first storey and I want veiws)

Which just leaves the reader dying inside, ME INCLUDED!

Nobody is going to read your story.

NNNOOOOBBBBOOODDDYYYYYY.